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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 02:10 AM        WTF IS WRONG WITH GIRLS
WHY DOESN'T GIRLS GO FOR SENSITIVE GUYS THEY JUST GO FOR JERKS WHO LOOKS GOOD, I KNOW THIS BECAUSE THIS ONE GIRL WITH BREAST IMPLANTS SAID NO WHEN I ASKED HER FOR A TAKEOUT DATE

WTF IS WRONG WITH ALL WOMEN, IT MAKE ME WANT TO CRY BECAUSE I'M SO SENSITVE
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:04 AM       
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:43 AM       
Funny, I'm sure that's what Jixby was JUST thinking about you.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 12:07 PM       
And why don't you go for the girl with most personalty, but for the with the biggest tits?
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 12:11 PM       
Ha, that's pretty funny, you are looking for the looks, and she is looking for the look. Irony in a nutshell.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 12:49 PM       
I DON'T KNOW JIXBY, I TOO HAVE PONDERED THIS QUESTION NAKED UP ON THE MOUNTAIN TOP UNDER THE COLD WATER FALL AND WEPT MANY A BITTER TEAR OF SORROW
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 12:53 PM       
YEA REAL FUCKING FUNNY ASSHOLE
YOU SHOULD LAUGH AT THE PAIN OF OTHERS AND FUCKING LEAVE
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 01:35 PM       
ERROR & XYLITOL SHOULD ENTER A JOKE-GETTING CONTEST
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 01:38 PM       
I DONT THINK THEY WILL GET THAT ONE
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 04:16 PM       
JIXBY YOU ARE A JERK. THEREFORE THIS THREAD IS A LIE.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 04:41 PM       
if a jerk calls someone a jerk, doesn't that make it opposite day?
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 04:42 PM       
I'm secretly scared that error is just acting this way to make me mad, so that when I yell at him for not getting jokes, he'll be like "HAHAHA BUSTED! I DOUBLE IRONIED YOU!! " or something.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 04:44 PM       
yah. 'cause he seems so deeply intelligent and shit.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 04:55 PM       
Smarter than your lame ass.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 04:57 PM       
everything you say to me, i take as a compliment, snakeass.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 04:59 PM       
BLINDDATE IS GOING TO BE ON THE NEW TNN!!! 8o 8o 8o
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 07:17 PM       
Less Star Trek; don't tell Sadie.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 09:28 PM       
They show A-Team twice a day and I tape it everytime.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 01:40 AM       
that mister t never fails to crack me up
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 02:46 AM       
however, you fail to crack ME up, so why dont you just save us all some trouble and shut the fuck up?
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 03:14 AM       
I bet you Dane Brammage learned about the A-Team and Mr T from the internet and only knows the A-Team because Mr T is on it.

I know about it because my dad watched it
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 03:50 AM       
I hate it when people talk about the A-Team and refer to the characters as Hannibal, Murdock, Face and "Mr. T". HE HAD A FUCKING NAME FOR GOD'S SAKE.

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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 05:48 AM       
Bosco Barracus to be more exact. Or B.A. Barracus (Bad Attitude). Now if you'll excuse me I have to go find a new AVATAR since that cock gobbler has tainted my memory of B.A.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 10:31 AM       
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 12:30 PM       
I ONLY KNOW ABOUT THE A-TEAM BECAUSE I USED TO WATCH IT WHEN I WAS A KID
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