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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 09:36 AM        GOT AN IDEA FOR A TV SHOW: CHECK! IT! OUT!
GET THIS, IT IS A TV SHOW CALLED "FALSE TEETH WHO KNOW JUDO!!" <-- (BIG NEON SIGN) AND IT IS ABOUT THESE KUNG-FU TEETH THAT GO AROUND HAVING SPECIALTY ADVENTURES AND FIGHT AGAINST AN ARCH NEMESIS WHO IS ALSO CALLED "ELECTRIC TOOTH BRUSH WHO DOES SPELLS" AND THEY RIDES AROUND ON THESE CHICKENS YOUSEE THAT LOOK LIKE PONIES BUT HAVE LONGER TAILS AND HAVE LIGHTS ON THEIR LEGS WHEN THEY RUN AND WHEN THEY RUN THEY MAKE TUTRLE NOISES AND SAY "LEGS GO FAST AND EVERYTHING ELSE FOLLOWS"



KINDA LOOKS LIKE THIS




BUT ALSO KINDA LOOKS LIKE THAT ONE TOO


LIKE THIS EXCEPT YOU CAN IMAGINE IT IS TEETH DOING IT


YOU SEE, AND THEY GO OUT PUTTING OUT LIKE CRIMES AND SOLVING THEM LIKE, ONE DAY MISTER HAM GETS ATTACKED BY DOG AND ENDS UP IN FIRE HYDRANT SURROUNDED BY GAWKING SPAGHETTI, WHO GOES AND SAVES HIM??? TAHTS RIGHT, FALSE TEETH WHO KNOW JUDO, YOU GET THE IDEA.

THERE IS A JOKE EVERY EPISODE WHERE ONE OF THE TEETH GETS NAMED JASON AND BY THE END OF THE EPISODE YOU HAVE TO GUESS WHICH ONE GOT NAMED JASON IT IS FUN YOU SEE!!!

THERE IS ALSO MORE JOKES, LIKE ONE OF THEM KEEPS RIDING THE CHICKEN PONIOES BACKWARDS AND ALWAYS ENDS UP IN A POOL SOAKED IN VOMIT AND SPAGHETTI COME OUT HIS NOSE, AND ANOTHER ONE OF THEM IS ALWAYS GETTING CORN STUCK IN HIS TEETH, SOUNDS CORNY HUIH


I ALSO HAVE ANOTHER IDEA FFOR A SHOW THAT IS BETTER IF NOT A BIT WORSE THAN THAT LAST ONE, IT IS CALLED "TEST PATTERN THAT SEEKS REVENGE ON BADDIES" AND IT IS A TEST PATTERN ON THE TV AND THAT IS THE WHOLE SHOW, BUT IT WILL TRICK PEOLE BECAUSE PEOPLE WIL STARE AT IT FOR SO LONG THAT THEY WILL ACTUALLY THINK IN THEIR HEAD THAT THE TEST PATTERN IS ACTUALLY KILLING OFF BADDIES AND THEY WILL LOVE THE SHOW, BECAUSE THEIR MINDS WILL MAKE IT DO EXCATLY WHAT THEY WANT IT TO DO, SO EVERY EPISODE IS GUARANTEED THE BEST THING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!


YOU CAN JUST IMAGINE HOW GREAT THIS SHOW IS DSETINED TO BECOME!!!

SOUNDS TOO INCREDIBLE TO BE TRUE RIGHT?? WELL ITS NOT!!! SO SUCK SHIT!!!!!!111 [img][/img]
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 09:38 AM       
LOL

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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 09:53 AM       
You know, I know this really great place where you can tell everybody your idea. You get to wear this cool white jacket and run around in a room with padded walls!
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 10:00 AM       
LOL

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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 10:51 AM       
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 11:04 AM       
Now thats something that could give children nightmares
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 11:24 AM       
Very good idea. And why you don't work for a TV station is benoyd me.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 11:27 AM       
and us suckers are stuck with reruns of Buffy while these great ideas go unnoticed.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 12:16 PM       
Thank GOD!

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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 12:17 PM       
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 02:12 AM       
lol. kung-fu teeth vs. "the electric tooth brush who does spells"!
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 02:20 AM       
Such imagination these kids have today.
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 02:22 AM       
you must be really old, being a doctor and all, huh?
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 02:23 AM       
No, I'm like Doogie.
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 02:31 PM       
SAAAAADIE that sounds like the name of a retired "entertainer" who still wears makeup, smokes alot, has a raspy voice, is kinda wrinkly, and will pleasure you. VERY WELL.
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 04:13 PM       
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SAAAAADIE that sounds like the name of a retired "entertainer" who still wears makeup, smokes alot, has a raspy voice, is kinda wrinkly, and will pleasure you. VERY WELL.
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 04:18 PM       
lol @ racial
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 04:47 PM       
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SAAAAADIE that sounds like the name of a retired "entertainer" who still wears makeup, smokes alot, has a raspy voice, is kinda wrinkly, and will pleasure you. VERY WELL.
whatever turns you on, i suppose.
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Old Nov 7th, 2004, 05:53 PM       
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Such imagination these kids have today.
Or LAST YEAR!
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Old Nov 12th, 2004, 05:50 AM       
LOL! That's pretty funny MISTER FART! Where did you get such an original idea?
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