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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 04:53 PM        JACKSON JURY WILL DELIVER VERDICT AT 4:30! Place your bets
I'm betting they find him not guilty.

The standard for conviction is 'beyond a reasonable doubt'.

I think there was plenty of room for doubt here. I mean, if you pass on molesting Macauly Culkin, why would you grope a white trash cancer patient?
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 04:55 PM       
I heard a good joke the other day...

Whats the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
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One was the first man on the moon, the other fucks kids.

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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 05:07 PM       
good one
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 05:18 PM       
did you fuck up that punchline on purpose?
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 05:25 PM       
Not guilty.
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 05:49 PM       
I think they'll find him guilty of being a freak.
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 05:58 PM       
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One was the first man on the moon, the other fucks kids.
I'm not going to say anything. I'm just going to quote this as a testament to fuckuppery.
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 06:12 PM       
Not Guilty across the board. Was this the same jury that presided over OJ's trial?
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 06:15 PM       
GUILTY!!
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 06:17 PM       
i KNEW they wouldnt find him guilty

somewhere, erikakrystal is cheering
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 06:22 PM       
Who?
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 06:31 PM       
Some crazy bitch who used to come round here who apparently liked erotic fiction featuring Michael Jackson or somesuch shit.
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 06:37 PM       
dude idk, she might still be stinging too much from that mustaching that mustache bandit gave her to cheer :/
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 08:03 PM       
NOT GUILTY
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 08:26 PM       
He's not guilty. WHAT.
http://news.yahoo.com/fc/entertainment/michael_jackson
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 08:28 PM       
"Not guilty" is Greek for "he paid us," right Helm?
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 08:29 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 08:37 PM       
I love how everyone has an opinion about this as though they were one of the jurors. Tell me, my consumerwhore friends, what media trainwreck are we gonna rubberneck now that this one is done?
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 08:40 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 08:41 PM       
I think Michael has some issues with wanting to hang out with kids, and I think certain parents use that to try and weasel money out of him. Based on my uneducated opinions, I'm glad he won the day.
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 08:45 PM       
I'm not. It would have been funny to hear about what happened to him in prison. :D
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 08:48 PM       
People on the internet are so mean.
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 08:51 PM       
At least we're not pedophiles.

Most of us, anyway :/
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 09:03 PM       
Oh please. He's working as hard as he can to find the real rapists.
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 09:05 PM       
QUICK, SOMEBODY MAKE A CATHOLIC PRIEST JOKE
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