Breast's

[FartinMowler]

I was thinking the other day that the pressure on women to have fake boobs is strange. It's not like a cool set of rims or a stereo.

[Boonie]

I don't like Fake Boobs, real ones are better.

[Supafly345]

Fake one's are more fun to look at in movies.

[liquidstatik]

Fake ones are perky.

[FartinMowler]

that's really the juxtafacation and the probe of my pontification that fake breast's are perky in a fake way giving the elusion that you have something better.

[FartinMowler]

juxtaposition. :/

[Helm]

You are very stupid. This statement has nothing to do with breasts in particular, fake or not. You just are very stupid.

[Esuohlim]

Do you have some sort of apostrophe fetish, Fartin?

[DeadKennedys]

Did you not hear? He's just very, very stupid.

[Schimid]

Fartin, seriously dude.

It's illusion.

[FartinMowler]

You are very stupid. This statement has nothing to do with breasts in particular, fake or not. You just are very stupid.

I bet I've touch more breast's than you including chicken

[Supafly345]

Just because the real one's are more fun to touch doesn't mean that fake one's aren't more fun to look at.

In more important news, I recently felt my first set of fake tits.

[Helm]

Let's see here. In what ways can we insult Fartin?

Hmm.. here's a pretty straightforward and classic one:

1.Fartin, your children's breasts do not count, you miserable pervert!

How about something a little more roundabout:

2.What, the lawn mowering business pays well enough for you to get a different prostitute every other saturday?

Absurdist:

3.I bet all these breasts were GAY

Non-confrontational veiled insult:

4.Look, Fartin, I don't care how many "breast's" you've "touch", it's pretty clear you're a few cards short of a full house.

I-mockery quick irony when you have to run:

5.Great save on the chicken bit, there.

Mad Max:

6.Fartin, you fucktard

Hilariousness via repetition:

7.Fartin, you fucktard (usually, just double post this for optimal effect)


I'll get back to you with more soon, ok? Ok.

[Jixby Phillips]

w/e roxanne

[FartinMowler]

Ya, what Jixby said

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

w/e roxanne

Excellent reference.

[Perndog]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=15534&start=0

Fartin, I'll Paypal you a dollar if you start a third thread in this forum with a similar title so we can call you stupid there, too.

[FartinMowler]

I put all the stupid long words in because I knew Perndog couldn't resist, like flies to shit

[Supafly345]

Oh what a stinker!

[FartinMowler]

just so you know, If I reply "flies to shit" It might not alway's be in reference to you

[Supafly345]

Oh *whew* thank god.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER

including chicken

Wouldn't it have to include chicken for you, Fartin?

[Anonymous]

Well I, for one, thought Helm's post was very funny.

[Boonie]

Me to.

[Perndog]

More about breast's.