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Ninjavenom · #1

Who's your favorite? I like the Zodiac a lot, that guy was brazen as hell, and we still don't know what he's been up to. I didn't like some of his weapons, though. Guns seem kinda... gay.

Of course, for sickest killer, Fish is definitely the worst that i have ever heard of. He makes Dahmer look like a schoolgirl.

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Originally Posted by Albert Fish

When all was ready I went to the window and Called her. Then I hid in a closet until she was in the room. When she saw me all naked she began to cry and tried to run down the stairs. I grabbed her and she said she would tell her mamma.

First I stripped her naked. How she did kick -- bite and scratch. I choked her to death, then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms. Cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her tho I could of had I wished. She died a virgin

Everyone liked Jack, too, the man would eviscerate his victims and play in their entrails, but i think the guy's a little too classic for my tastes, we've got sicker.

BaronVonBoner · #2

If everything I've heard about Dahmer is true I don't think you could say that Fish makes him look like a schoolgirl. Granted, the only thing I've ever read about Fish is on the site you posted and pretty much everything I've heard about Dahmer is from Macabre's album Dahmer. I guess what Fish did to the little boy was pretty hardcore still. This topic makes me want to buy a pistola.

Ok, so I don't really know anything about serial killers except that my favorite is Dahmer because of Macabre's song Jeffery Dahmer and the Chocolate Factory.

Perndog · #3

I thought Zodiac kind of sounded like a fool...he wrote like he was half illiterate, he made all sorts of outrageous claims (his "death machine," etc) and, while it must've taken balls to leave so much evidence and write all those letters, the way he blew his own horn so much made him sound almost petty, like a young teenager. "Make everyone wear buttons!" "I might have to do my thing! I might be nasty!" "You'd better print this in the paper!"

I have to go with Fish on this one. You've got to be way more messed up to do what he did than to just shoot or stab some people.

Jixby Phillips · #4

Jeffery Dahmer makes me smile.

jin · #5

If i remember correctly that was a letter Fish sent to the girls mother after kidnapping her daughter while posing as a possible future employer of/to her son and his friend.

Wasnt his nickname "The Grey Man" and he looked a lot like a kindly old man?

And wasnt he a sado-masochocist? I rememebr hearing that he was found to have a pretty high number of pins inserted in the no mans land between his rectum and penis?

Something to that effect.

Jason would still kick his ass.

AHEhAEhAHEhaHehAHE

Dole · #6

He jammed lots of needles into his scrotum which almost shorted out the electric chair. His last words were all obsecenities and never made public.

I always liked Edward Kempers quote (although he was a bit of a media whore, and played up to it):
"When I see a girl walking down the street part of me wants to date her and part thinks 'I wonder what her head would look like on a stick?'"

And of course, for pure misanthropy and weirdness, there is Henry Kurten, the 'monster of dusseldorf' -he described when he first realised he was into killing (I am paraphrasing here): 'I walked through the dusseldorf park at night, and happened across a group of swans...I ripped one of their heads off and SUCKED THE BLOODY STUMP WHILST EJACULATING'

What a charming guy!

Thats what you get for reading every issue of 'Answer Me!' far too many times...

UtterParadox · #7

You want truly sick murders? Look no further than Richard Trenton Chase, the Vampire of Sacramento. This is a guy who thought his blood was poisoning him, and to cure it, drank the blood of every living thing he could get his hands on. You can't go wrong with a guy who ate a baby's brains to keep his body from decaying.

ranxer · #8

Daphne · #9

I love that you posted some of the letter Albert Fish wrote to that girl's mom. Thank goodness she couldn't read or she'd have been kinda upset

I do like Fish, but I think my favorite it Dahmer soley for the 'legs in the dryer' story.

Paul Bernardo (Canadian Seriel Killer and the Scarborough Rapist) killed a girl who looked almost exactly like I did when I was 13. It was pretty eerie, people called my house the day her picture was on the front page of the paper, thinking it was me.

Miss Modular · #10

I always liked Charles Manson the best. Not only was he was able to get all the chicks, despite the fact he was as fugly as sin, but got them to murder, too!

Ninjavenom · #11

Jesus j. Gutterslut, that Scarborough rapist was one twisted son of a bitch. I love a criminal that makes me hate him so much that i want to tear his lower jaw off with my bare hands, but, shit, this guy was just downright nasty.

Daphne · #12

he's pretty bad, but a lot of people think his girfriend is the real nut job. My friend saw some of the trial, and said that she thinks she clearly was the brains behind it.

I mean, she gave him her SISTER to rape for his birthday!

ScruU2wice · #13

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Originally Posted by Perndog

I thought Zodiac kind of sounded like a fool...he wrote like he was half illiterate,

didnt the zodiac write in krypotgraphs, that were really hard to decipher. But what i read about fish he sounds like the werst

Ninjavenom · #14

I dunno, Daph, that seems kinda like Brutus and Cassius versus Hitler to me. Anyone who gets off on on shredding chicks apart from behind will always seem more psychotic to me than someone who's just a lesbian traitor.

Daphne · #15

@ lesbian traitor

I see your point, but I think I'm still on the fence about who's worse. Perhaps it's because she's soon to be released from jail after serving a ridiculously short sentence.

Ninjavenom · #16

I thought she just got turned down again?

And isn't Manson up for parole in a few years?

UtterParadox · #17

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Originally Posted by ranxer

I've learned it fast: here or on Fark.Com, it's not a topic until some fucker with a negative IQ makes a lame-ass Bush insult. It's things like this that make the Republicans look good.

Ninjavenom · #18

Don't you dare make this a political thread. Don't even think about it.

Skulhedface · #19

I've found the killer I most like is the Acid Bath killer.

Not just because there's a famous Louisiana metal band called Acid Bath, either

ranxer · #20

um, sorry i posted my LEAST favorite Murderer.

Bush and crew are WORSE than yer average killer for they make murder the Policy and say if we don't like it we're being anti-patriotic. fucking bastards.. just like Saddam, bush is a murderous dictator who's lies end up killing people.

El Blanco · #21

Dude, you take a personally nice conversation about serial killers and twist it for your own little cry for help.

*sigh* ask mommy to make your bottle and tuck you in. Let the grown ups talk.

Not that I didn't see it coming, mind you. I wonder what too kso long.

Anyway: Weren't there a line of sewrial killer trading cards a while back?

ranxer · #22

sorry to ruin it for you :/

there was a time when i thought criminals in our nieghborhoods were a problem.. but with bush and crew in power i'm really not worried about regular criminals anymore.. why should we when we wont have a country worth a shit when they get through gutting it?

ItalianStereotype · #23

does the title of this thread say "RANXER, PLEASE COME BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU HATE BUSH?" fuck no it doesn't. can you not whine in at least ONE post?