What Not To Wear

[Blue Fox]

OMG, it was so funny.

today my grandma took my sister Tuesday and i shopping. We went to Hot Topic and i saw a Pee-wee's playhouse shirt i really wanted to get.

my grandma insisted we couldn't get it becaue it was white and we'd stain it (T has a prob with getting food on things) so i had to put it back.

later my sister told me grandma had said, "Isn't that man the one who was playing with himself in a thater!" and that she hadn't wanted me walking around with that on my shirt, like i was too stupid to realize this.

Long story short, my grandmother is insane. Its so funny when she talks about things in her old lady voice, all quiet and sweet, but she's pretty evil. and really racist!

[Zinger]

o no she did'n

[Terra]

she dissed pee wee. death to the bitch.

[Divisible by Waffle]

I wanted a Bruce Campbell shirt and my mom said no, so I kind of feel your pain. Ugh.

[MrAdventure]

oh man your grandma sounds exactly like the old lady that i envisioned taking care of the skeleton with the heart of a child and that skeleton's name is calvin spinely

ohw ell grandmas is as grandmas does haha

[Goat Cheese]

Uh oh! Looks like someone forgot to give gram-gram her medicine!

[Blue Fox]

she really is crazy. she's always trying to get me to clean my room, when it looks fine!

the dog next door to her house has been jumping the fence between the houses for the last 2 yrs. It's so funny cause she absolutely hates the neighbor so i guess she hates his dog too. She tries to lure it into her yard so she can shoot it with the bb gun. it finally tried to attack her yesterday and she hasn't been quiet about it. she wrote up a letter to some court or something today. during the summer she would tell us to use this huge stick on the dog if he crossed over. Its a big friendly german sheperd.

i'm just worried about the fact that if the sog can get loose, it can run into the street and get hit. but she gets mad when i say that.

[Wiffle Bat]

I wish I had a grandma that awesome! BTW nice Nana avatar ^^

[MarioRPG]

Sadly, I can relate to this...

[JohhnyDamage]

When she said no, then ask to look at some really "effeminate" looking mens shirts. After that trip into "My Grandson could possibly be one of those queers I see on TV", the public masturbation will seem a lot better.

Or tell her they got rid of him for someone else who was more family friendly, he just had to look the same for the part. Because with old age, they are lucky enough to remember going to the bathroom, let alone trying to remember other things and if they happened or not.

[Chojin]

fox is a girl, mister nitro.