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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 10:11 PM        Do you shave your pubic hair?
I shave my pubic hair every day or sometomes every other day. I take a 30 minute relaxing bath, then I lather up my crotch with plenty of shaving cream. It's important that you use enough shaving cream. Then I shave with the grain of the hair with a sharp razor. A couple of times I've tried to shave against the grain of the hair and it irritates the shit out of my skin. When I shave my pecker, I don't rush. I take my time to be careful because I'm in no hurry. The way i do it, my skin is happy as a clam.

There are several benefits to shaving your nads.

It's more hygenic. The hair doesn't soak up the sweat as much, therefore your nads don't stink.

It also feels really cool feeling all that silky smooth skin down there.

Bald balls make it a lot easier to recieve oral sex without getting hair in the giver's mouth. You wouldn't want to eat out a girl with a huge bush, now would you? Now think about how the ladies feel about going down on a guy with a jungle around his cock.

The "tree" looks taller without any "bushes" around it.

It raises a few eyebrows when you fuck a girl for the first time.

So, do you have a bald eagle? If so, tell us about it.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 10:26 PM       
I shave mine, but not as often as everyday. I just try to keep from having a huge bush ;o
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 10:54 PM       
I'll shave my bush as soon as she shaves hers. :P
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 11:50 PM       
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Bald balls make it a lot easier to recieve oral sex without getting hair in the giver's mouth.
I might consider shaving if I ever get head as regularily as you.
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Old Feb 18th, 2004, 08:06 AM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2004, 07:44 PM       
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The "tree" looks taller without any "bushes" around it.
if you're resorting to genital landscaping, you know you've got some serious issues.
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 06:09 PM       
all guys should shave!!! b/c it sux to get hair in ur mouth when ur givin head and it really does make ur dick look bigger (and it can never be big enough). and guys want us chix to shave and it itches like a mother fucker I feel that they should suffer for our enjoyment as well.
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 06:17 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 06:17 PM       
I'll take the advice of the chick who can spell.
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 06:43 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 01:28 AM       
I've shaved a couple times and each time, have ended up with some pretty bad ingrown hairs. They wouldn't be near the surface, so I had to gouge deep into my skin with a pin, nail clippers, and tweezers over the course of a few days in order to get to the hair and bring it out.

I just trim now. And if a girl doesn't like it, too fucking bad.
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 02:42 AM       
its not an issue, surely
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 08:27 AM       
i keep mine trim, thankee berry mooch.
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 09:58 AM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2004, 06:18 PM       
do it the european way... shave nothing cept the unibrow and beard....
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Old Feb 22nd, 2004, 06:41 PM       
Considering how much hair I have, I'm not even sure it's safe for me to shave down there.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2004, 06:46 PM       
I shave and make it nice. The guys like it and "demonstrate" their support.

Everybody wins with Tara's trim.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2004, 07:51 PM       
I bet they do.

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Old Feb 22nd, 2004, 08:03 PM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2004, 08:09 PM       
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 04:17 AM       
I dont shave because i cant even shave my face without cutting it once or twice. No way am i taking a razor "down there".

And if a girl is getting Pubes stuck in her mouth while giving head hes got a small dick or she has a HUGE MOUTH.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 07:02 AM       
Try an electric trimmer.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 08:13 AM        .
If I ever go down on a guy only to find out a naked worm I am not sure I could refrain from laughing hysterically at him - looks ridiculous. Hair feels soft, smells good, I like to play with it. I am not generally interested in hairless pets anyway.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 08:26 AM       
The importance of pubic hair according to the Vagina Monologues:

"When he made love to me, my vagina felt the way a beard must feel. It felt good to rub it, and painful. Like scratching a mosquito bite. It felt like it was on fire. There were screaming red bumps. I refused to shave it again."
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