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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 04:08 AM        FUNNIEST SCENES AROUND
Freddy Got Fingered
Tom Green wins his girlfriend back by greeting her on the roof of her apartment building in a helicopter with a bag of jewels while "When a Man Loves a Woman" plays in the background ;_;

Half-Baked
Harlan Williams inexplicably has a pin-up callender of the prisoner who wants to rape him, which he marks up with the word HATE, while screaming things like "DIRTY!" and "NO!"

Monty Python's Life of Brian
"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" ;_;

Big Top Pee Wee
The opening dream sequence, Pee Wee disguises himself as Abe Lincoln to get away from fans >_<

The Breakfast Club
Emilio Estavez smokes p*t and breaks a window with a scream

Farenheit 9/11
Michael Moore asks congress members to enlist their children in the army! What a jokester

Girls Will Be Girls
Coco's flashback about falling in love with a doctor ;_;

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Jay and Silent Bob run into painted background like its a warner brother cartoon (coincidentatally, this is the ONLY funny thing in the movie)

The Royal Tenenbaums
The Wilson brother with the f*cked up nose walks off the Charlie-Rose-alike show because he's on dr*gs

Shakes the Clown
The black clown talks about her v*gina!

Stay Tuned
John Ritter ends up on the set of Three's Company and he looks at the camera and screams
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 06:03 AM       
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

When Jim Carrey knocks out the old man he thinks he the monopoly guy. Then carries him on his back and puppeters him to say "do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars!"

Ferris Bueller's Day OFF

The whole seen where Cameron is on the phone with Ed Rooney

National Lampoon's Vacation

When they tie the dead aunt to the top of the car, poor old woman!

Clerks
At the beginning when the dickhead with the videos ask Randal if he saw his keys and Randal replies "No time for love Dr. Jones"

MST3K: THE MOVIE

Mike: Boy, the landlady's gonna be mad.
Tom Servo: Are you boys cooking up there?
Mike: No.
Tom Servo: Are you making an interositor?
Mike: No!
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 12:36 PM       
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Daniel Stern getting electrocuted...
Seriously go watch it, funniest thing ever

High Fidelity
Jack Black dancing to "Walking on Sunshine"

Evil Dead 2
When Ash tries to scream like three times

Nightmare on Elm Street 2
When the main kid (fogort his name) is dancing/gyrating on his bed to "generic 80's song" and mom and the girl he likes comes in

Cannibal! The Musical
"You ever been to Wyonming? ... uh hello?!"[/b]
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 03:13 PM       
are we restricted to movies?

anyway:

blackadders christmas carol:

where the fat orphans sing the carol: "god bless mr B at christmas time and maybe jesus too, if we were pigs we'd sing piggy wiggy woo,
piggy wiggy wiigy wiggy wiggy wiggy woo...."
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 03:21 PM       
The Big Lebowski

The scene where Walter goes apeshit on that guys car!

OR

When the lady is showing Jeff porno and it's about a cable man coming to house to fix the cable and she turns it off and she says "you know what happens next" and he's all like "he fixes the cable?"
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 04:27 PM       
Batman: The Movie

Batman is ambushed by an exploding shark!
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 07:00 PM        Re: FUNNIEST SCENES AROUND
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Jay and Silent Bob beat up people (coincidentatally, this is the ONLY funny thing in the movie)
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 07:40 PM       
Ugh, that part is what made me hate it more.
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 09:14 PM       
well you can't please everybody!
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 09:31 PM       
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Batman: The Movie

Batman is ambushed by an exploding shark!
what aboiut the scene where batman cant get rid of the bomb
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 09:31 PM       
friggin jerk ?
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 03:42 AM       
What about the one where Batman doesn't like the booties on his newly born twin babies' feet so he takes them off only to find out that the booties were the only thing telling the the twins apart SO THEN he tries to take the babies' footprints and match then up with footprints on their birth certificates BUT THEN his wife catches him in the process and taking the footprints so he is forced to hid the inked baby's foot in his pants pocket...
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 04:05 AM       
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well you can't please everybody!
If you can't do that, then why please anyone at all!
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 09:56 AM       
like in back to the future when they only get 1.21 jigawatts of power from a lightning bolt when its obvious that the average lightning bolt provides at least 10 times the amout of power
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 11:28 AM        Re: FUNNIEST SCENES AROUND
Jixby, I agree with Freddy Got Fingered and Breakfast Club, for sure

Ghostbusters
When Dan Akroyd gets the blow job (boo-job?) from the lady ghost and goes cross-eyed.

Pee Wee's Big Adventure
When Pee Wee rides away on the motorbike, drives through the billboard and falls down


Short Circuit
When he sees Stephanie naked and says 'nice software' all suggestive like.

Bad Santa
The boxing scene

Mean Girls
When he calls that girl Danny DeVito

Nightmare on Elm Street 3
When the nerd says "In my dreams I can stand. My legs are strong. In my dreams I am the Wizard Master."

Revenge of the Nerds
When Ogre is dangling the guy off the balcony, by his ankles, and sees the nerds and screams 'NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS!' and drops the guy (presumably) to his death
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 12:05 PM       
Living In Oblivion
When Steve Buscemi dreams he receives "the best movie made by man" award and gives a speech. "...to all these people, and many more, I want to say thank you but I cant, because what I really want to say is GO FU..."

Commando
All the cheesy one-liners and the scene where Schwarzenegger attacks the villa and kills like 200 bad guys without getting a scratch.

Boogie Nights
The scene where Dirk Diggler is recording his album.

Airplane!
When Striker tells his life story and the people sitting next to him kill themselves out of boredom.
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 02:13 PM       
suicide kings

the scene when christopher walkens begs to one of the kidnappers to let him go but he says 'i never really wanted to cut off your finger but i cant let you go.' then, right at the perfect moment, the lightening clashes and the lights in the house goes out, walkens goes 'ooh, thats spooky.'

[b}falling down[/b]
the 50 cent coke scene when douglas goes apeshit in a store owned by a korean.
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 02:19 PM       
planes trains and automobile

the bedroom scene when steve martin flips out in the middle of night and throws insults at his travelling companion

"i can tolerate any insurance seminar for days and days and i still got a smile on my face and they ask 'how can you stand it?' then i say 'cuz i've been with del griffith, i can take anything.' and you know what they say, 'oh yeah the shower curtain ring guy...whoa."
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 02:56 PM       
1941

When John Belushi is flying his plane through the grand canyon, and finds the squeaky toy in his pants. Then every time you see John Belushi after that, the squeaky toy squeaks.

Dr. Strangelove

"Mien Furor! I can walk!"

Eurotrip


When they tip the man in Eastern Europe a nickel, and the man slaps his boss, and declares he is opening up his own hotel.
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 09:35 PM       
dawn of the dead when they do that montage to the richard cheese cover of down with the sickness
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 09:38 PM       
blazing saddles when the sherriff guy holds himself hostage "nobody move or the n*gger gets it" and everyone's all "OMG he's serious guys lets put down the guns"
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 04:48 AM       
In Airplane, when Leslie Nielsen gives the hysterical passenger one more slap before he hands her over to the stewardess.

In Bruce Almighty, when the newscaster starts talking gibberish.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 05:00 AM       
Bubba-Ho-Tep

The fast and furious battle at the end.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 02:33 PM       
Beverly Hills Ninja

Chris Farely keeps hurting his brother by accident.

Tommy Boy

Chris Farely is in the dinner and he kills a bisquit and everyone looks at him funny.

Nothing to Lose

Tim Robbins catches his shoes on fire.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 04:48 PM       
Evil Dead II

Ash vs. his own right hand.

The Incredibles

The scenes with the kid next door, the scenes with Edna, Frozone asking for his supersuit.[/b]
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