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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 08:04 PM       
that explains why he smashed his xbox it was the moodswings
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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 08:31 PM       
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your families are going to end up raising that child.

and all i can say to that is: hopefully they won't screw this one up, too.
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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 08:50 PM       
HIs signature is actually from the video of the horrible birth.
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Old Aug 18th, 2006, 11:36 AM       
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stupid, you do realize that you're defending a person who was upset that he got his gal preggo because it meant that he couldn't have sex on his birthday, right? you do realize that this thread is titled "yay, NOT" right?

i'm just stating the obvious. this shifty person is A CHILD and so is his girlfriend. he doesn't know what tired is, yet. right now his lady is in the hospital and the baby is being taken care of by her and the hospital staff. i just wonder how upset he's going to be when he finds out that he can't fuck his girlfriend for another 6 weeks and that midnight feedings don't just happen at midnight - they happen at 2, 4, 6 and 8 am.

as for the comments about my husband, i'm going to let those slide because you're just making shit up to take the piss. i think it's hysterical that a friggin highschool boy thinks he has the balls to call me out on such ridiculous terms. you want to know what's so different about our situation and theirs? we wanted a baby. my husband didn't start a thread on the internet about not wanting it, complaining that he couldn't have sex, hoping that i'll still be hot after it was born while being all grossed out about having to watch a birth. in short: WE ARE NOT CHILDREN.

Fuck you. you dont know anything. so dont base your opinions on some shit i say on the internet.
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Old Aug 18th, 2006, 12:09 PM       
What else is she supposed to base her opinion of you on?! Your collected works of literature?

You're Canadian and you should KNOW that a baby couldn't be 22 centimetres long!

I wish your baby luck, I really do. I'm scared for the poor little thing.
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Old Aug 18th, 2006, 02:49 PM       
Oh wait, nevermind.
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The Lion King seemed innocent enough, didn't it? But did we really notice all the issues of assault on morality and ethics the first time we watched it? I sure did not. It was not until I sat down with a pragmatic open mind did I even realize the scope of moral violations the 83-minute The Lion King fed our minds.
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Old Aug 18th, 2006, 02:49 PM       
Double post god I suck.
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The Lion King seemed innocent enough, didn't it? But did we really notice all the issues of assault on morality and ethics the first time we watched it? I sure did not. It was not until I sat down with a pragmatic open mind did I even realize the scope of moral violations the 83-minute The Lion King fed our minds.
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Old Aug 18th, 2006, 09:47 PM       
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What else is she supposed to base her opinion of you on?! Your collected works of literature?
i would quote this and lol but i already DID THAT

YES HOW DARE YOU JUDGE HIS FATHERING ABILITIES ON HIS AGE AND COMPLETE VOID OF RESPONSIBILITY THE MAN JUST WANTS TO GET LAID ON HIS BIRTHDAY IS THAT SO WRONG
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Old Aug 18th, 2006, 09:49 PM       
BANDS THAT WRITE SONGS ABOUT HOW GHETTO YOUTH ARE HAVING KIDS AND FUCKING THE WORLD UP JUST HAVEN'T HEARD THE NAME SHIFTY YET, BY CHRIST
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Old Aug 18th, 2006, 09:53 PM       
This reminds me of how my ex got pregnant like 6 months after she dumped me and after she had her kid she'd leave it at home all restrained so she could go to the arcade

I hear you can look up some fantastic boy scout knots on the internet, Shifty, if you'd like to be prepared for your fatherhood.
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Old Aug 18th, 2006, 10:34 PM       
I don't know guys I know some pretty horrible parents and age or aging hasn't really helped them at all. Clearly someone selfish enough that their greatest concern about the pregnancy is that they don't get to have sex is probably selfish enough to make a horrible parent, though.

I've never been good at knowing what size and weight babies are supposed to be when they are born. i think that's a woman thing, men don't have an inherent care for babies or baby lore. Women are practically born reading pregnancy magazines.
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Old Aug 18th, 2006, 11:39 PM       
Babies are serious business

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Old Aug 18th, 2006, 11:48 PM       
Boy I'm sure glad that people like this get to be parents. It makes for great entertainment on COPS.
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 12:47 AM       
This reminds me of the family that lives next door to us, actually. A seventeen year old guy ended up getting this woman's daughter, sixteen, pregnant. I think there were two babies, but something didn't split right. Only one of everything...heart, liver, every vital organ. So they both were inevitably going to end up dead.

The mother, sixteen, hears this and bursts into tears. The grandmother, a woman of forty-something-or-other, goes to her daughter to console her. The father sheepishly mutters "So...how soon 'till we can make another mistake?"

And they're still together
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 01:54 AM       
I wasnt worried about not fuckin on my b-day it was a joke. i dont really care. i know that i half to wait for about 5-6 weeks before we can even do anything. maby longer with her c-section. I know that babys wake up roughly ever 2-4 hours to feed. I know women cry randomly for no reason after the first week. i also know to not let there heads fall back. huh you guys failed to mention that i probally didnt know that. I dont know if ill be a good parent. No one does. and there is no way to tell. All i fuckin know is be there for the kid and my g/f not much else i can really do now can i? I believe no one knows what im exactly going through. Yes it is half my fault and yes i take responsibilitie for it.
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 02:06 AM       
Half your fault? How about both of you carry 100% of the blame? You both should have been smarter, and you both are responsible for what happened, but since both or you could have said "no", you are both fully responsible for what happened.

Seriously, though, put the baby up for adoption. It would be much better off that way.
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 02:58 AM       
Jesus guys it's a baby, not a horrible monster resulting from running over a guy in a teenage fit of moronitude.


Give it love, not screaming and running away
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Old Aug 20th, 2006, 01:46 AM       
i seriously think juttin is joking around and there is no baby. this is some sick, twisted way of getting attention
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Old Aug 20th, 2006, 02:33 AM       
Yes, I AM joking around, but I don't see how that applies, My good sir.
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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 10:24 PM       
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I wasnt worried about not fuckin on my b-day it was a joke. i dont really care. i know that i half to wait for about 5-6 weeks before we can even do anything. maby longer with her c-section. I know that babys wake up roughly ever 2-4 hours to feed. I know women cry randomly for no reason after the first week. i also know to not let there heads fall back. huh you guys failed to mention that i probally didnt know that. I dont know if ill be a good parent. No one does. and there is no way to tell. All i fuckin know is be there for the kid and my g/f not much else i can really do now can i? I believe no one knows what im exactly going through. Yes it is half my fault and yes i take responsibilitie for it.
ok, ok, you've totally convinced me that you're going to be a terrific father....NOT
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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 11:21 PM       
What the fuck is your problem? you have a problem with young parents?
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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 11:24 PM       
i don't believe in teen parenting, myself
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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 11:25 PM       
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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 11:28 PM       
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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 11:34 PM       
actually by posting your response on the forums rather than taking it to PM you are, in fact, "asking" for EVERYONE's opinion.

if you somehow have a quality that doesn't show thru in your posts on this message board, and you actually will be a good parent, then hooray. but I still think y'all should've waited a little longer before babying up the place because that would have added more financial and emotional stability to your future household
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