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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 03:45 AM       
Some girls you just have to let them learn the way you like it. They'll recognize.
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 03:46 AM       
You never touch a black girls hair. NEVER!
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 03:47 AM       
Not even caress it with your fingertips?
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 03:48 AM       
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lol, it's a great topic right now. My wives mom hated me because I have Jap blood and she can't get over WW2.


"Just when I thought I was out, they keep pulling me back in!"

I posted a thread about this bitch way back when I was brand new. She and her family are all really religious, but her and her siblings are really great. Her parents are those old school Southern Baptists, though. Me, a devout member of the church of I Don't Know And I Don't Care, had a lot of fun stomaching them, and I'm sure the feeling was mutual.
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 03:49 AM       
No dude, you NEVER touch a sister's hair.
EVER.
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 03:50 AM       
Never. I don't think it was a wig. That would suck if I knocked it off. I heard that it gets pretty brittle and might break if you fuck with it because of all the straightening. I sure the hell didn't ask if it was a weave. I was trying to get laid.
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 03:51 AM       
I tried running through me ex's hair once after I haven't seen her in a while and she got all pissed and thought I was fucking up her weave. She's the same once with the unicorn tattoo on her forearm.
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 03:51 AM       
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No dude, you NEVER touch a sister's hair.
EVER.
That's because those weaves can stop bullets.
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 03:52 AM       
If it's so tough why can't I play with it!
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 03:54 AM       
It's fried, dyed, and to the side, man. They spent too much time under a hair dryer to let you ruin it.
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 03:56 AM       
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Oh, that's no good. I like the new Austin(the wrestler, not the town) quote too. Makes me remember the good times.
That's hands down my favorite interview of any kind, ever.
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 03:56 AM       
I;ve been losing at flip cup to my sister for the last 4 games. Me and my friend are playing both against her. She throws back drinks and has perfect flipping skills. I told her it's probably from sucking dick. No my arm hurts really bad.
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 03:57 AM       
Lol, it was exactly like that. I wonder how she sleeps. In a little head bubble? This girl was crazy about her looks. She would eat in the car (at work) because she had braces and didn't want people to see the food stuck in her teeth.
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 03:59 AM       
Flip cup, beer pong, and quarters require too much finesse for me. I'm mmore a fan of the card drinking games where all I have to do is know the rules.
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 03:59 AM       
How old was she?
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 03:59 AM       
I'm pure finesse and luck.
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 04:00 AM       
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That's because those weaves can stop bullets.
I was very impressed.
And now I feel the need to post this:
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 04:02 AM       
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How old was she?
I was 37 she was 43 :D
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 04:02 AM       
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Lol, it was exactly like that. I wonder how she sleeps. In a little head bubble? This girl was crazy about her looks. She would eat in the car (at work) because she had braces and didn't want people to see the food stuck in her teeth.
I can't even establish a relationship with a girl like that. You have my respect.
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 04:03 AM       
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I was very impressed.
And now I feel the need to post this:
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I don't know it if can stop lightning or causes it but it's ridiculous. Copy that to the GIF thread.
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 04:09 AM       
Dammit. She just bit the fuck out of my arm.
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 04:11 AM       
DON'T FUCK YOUR SISTER IN THE BUTT PLEASE.
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 04:13 AM       
LOL. She doesn't do it in the butt. I was hanging out with her friend one time though and asked her if she ever tried ANAL. She was like "Yeah, remember you put it in my ass?"

I must've been drunk because I sorta remember it but not a whole lot.

Either way good times
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 04:13 AM       
Bite her back.
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 04:14 AM       
Lol

Let's see a picture of this sister of yours
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