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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 01:17 PM        For The One and Only...
The one and only

I am the one and only
(Oh yeah)

Call me
Call me by my name or
Call me by number
You put me through it
I'll still be doing it the way I do it
And yet you try to make me forget
Who I really am
Don't tell me I know best
I'm not the same as all the rest

I am the one and only
Nobody I'd rather be
I am the one and only
You can't take that away from me

I've been a player in the crowd scene
A flicker on the big screen
My soul embraces
One more in a million faces
High hopes and aspirations ideas
Above my station maybe
But all this time I've tried
To walk with dignity and pride

I am the one and only
Nobody I'd rather be
I am the one and only
You can't take that away from me

I can't wear this uniform
Without some compromises
Because you'll find out that we come
In different shapes and sizes

No one can be myself like I can
For this job I'm the best man
And while this may be true
You are the one and only you

Guitar solo! Get headbanging!

I am the one and only
Nobody I'd rather be
I am the one and only
You can't take that away from me

I am the one and only I am the one and only
Nobody I'd rather be
I am the one and only The one and only
You can't take that away from me

From what I've seen from your posts you need to lighten up a bit and have fun!! Then you can rock as well as Chesney.
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 01:33 PM       
I used to think OAO was kinda smart until he spoke outside of the philosphy forum.
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 05:31 PM       
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 05:34 PM        :(
You don't like that song??!

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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 08:00 PM       
I didn't hear anything.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 01:31 AM       
I was deeply moved, Slinky. I'd hold up my lighter, but
my tears killed the flame.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 01:34 AM       
No one brought the rock like Chesney
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 04:34 AM       
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I was deeply moved, Slinky. I'd hold up my lighter, but my tears killed the flame.
Oi its not Every Rose Has Its Thorn!
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 04:35 AM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 04:07 PM       
It's soooo big.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 04:21 PM       
(Invariably, someone will quip that it is not even close to the size of my cock.)
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 04:26 PM       
Cock sounds so much more naughty than penis. Think about it ... as in ... I thrust the subject of OAO's penis into the gorging hole of the forum ... it just doesn't have the same impact.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 05:12 PM       
this belonged in friggin LOVELINE FORUM from day one.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 05:56 PM       
No most definately the 80s forum. But I don't think he was even born anywhere near that decade so he would never have seen it!
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 07:07 PM       
Born in 88', my friend.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 07:09 PM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 07:20 PM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 07:54 PM       
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I bet it's that thin
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 08:06 PM       
5.5" around.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 08:11 PM       
God you wish



You know I don't believe anyone in this site is ever going to believe you untill you post pictures of it. Never mind. I don't even think they'd believe you then. :/
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 08:17 PM       
Well, remember, it is only 5.5" around the widest point (or at least what I think is the widest).

In fact, I think it may even be a little wider than that, because that seems a little inconsistent with my other measurements. I'll have to measure it again sometime.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 08:28 PM       
Maybe you can make a graph and chart it's growth and then make comparisons with the weather, moon cycle, stock market, grunion runs and the middle east bombings.

This way we can all be sure.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 08:31 PM       
Hey, just a head's up. Your name is spelled wrong.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 08:44 PM       
Like uh, quoi dude?
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 08:46 PM       
You misspelled that too. Mock, can we have a spell check installed here or something?
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