Best Lines in the History of Movies and Television

[Professor Cool]

This job would be great if it was'nt for the fucking customers- Randal

"I hate it when a movie kills off a beloved character...This is great,
though!" -Crow.

[Spectre X]

"Bouyancy." - Archimedes, Hysteria.


"He runs around in underwear, Freakazoid, Freakazoid." - theme song to 'Freakazoid'


"What, is the average airspeed from an unladen swallow?" - The Old Man From Scene 24, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.


"One...Two...Five!" "Three sir." "Three!" - King Arthur and sir Galahad, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.

[Professor Cool]

Whats Hysteria?

[AChimp]

"You're all astronauts on some kind of star trek."
- Star Trek: First Contact

[Spectre X]

Originally Posted by Professor Cool

Whats Hysteria?

WHAT?! it's a Hilarious Hysterical laughter inducing Hustory show, with all kinds of funny interpretations of history by the WB company.

[Professor Cool]

What's WB?

[Zbu Manowar]

It stands for 'Why Bother.' Take the hint.

[Spectre X]

WB= Warner Brothers.


I'm sad.

[Maximum Blob]

"If word of this incident reaches the public, Crazy Clown Airlines will become a laughingstock." -- the Simpsons

[Generator86]

Sorry to resurrect a seemingly dead thread, but this line popped into my head while I was driving around in a parking lot and waiting for a friend of mine to get his stupid iced coffee.

"Shut that cunt's mouth before I come over there and fuck start her head".

That line dropped me when I saw it in the theatre.

[James]

It's not that you bumped the thread. This thread should always be around, as far as I'm concered.

But what irks me is you didn't even say where the fucking quote was from.

[Les Waste]

Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum

In Ghost Dog when Sonny Valerio says "You know, like the rappers." I love that. :/

Oh god. That's one of my favorite movies of ever.

There are too many good lines from that movie. I can't just pick a favorite.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Edited out. The best quote or quotes has to be from Full Metal Jacket. Any quote where they are in bootcamp is great. "Do you suck dicks? Are you a peter puffer?"

[Daphne]

"Dimitry can you turn the music down?" -Dr Strangelove

"You met me at a very stange time in my life" -Fight Club

"That's a human ear all right" -Blue Velvet

"Give 'er a kick in the cunt" -Jack Black in Run Ronnie Run

"You're the doc, Doc" Back to the Future 2 (actually I fucking hate that line but in a good way)

[punkgrrrlie10]

"Just the pussy I was looking for" - Penguin to catwoman in Batman returns.

[Ninjavenom]

"...BUT WON'T IT BREAK OFF???!?!" - some comedian i forgot the name of on the USO comedy tour


"I think the whole tye-dye thing started from someone just spilling bong water on their shirt" - Dave Mustaine, "I Love the 80's - 1988"

[Krythor]

The last line of this little sequence from "Brain Candy" was delivered so well :-

"More Coffee please"
"Lukewarm?"
"No, Luke Skywalker ya fucking inbred!"

And...

"Wait! Wait! I can't go on any longer.... this is BULLSHIT"

The word "Bullshit" was delivered just right, I love that movie.

[Generator86]

Sorry, Jamesman. It was from "The Way of the Gun".

[The_Rorschach]

"Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!" Tony Montana
- Scarface

"Listen Roc, did anybody see ye?" Connor MacManus
"Fuck man, I might as well have gone around postin' flyers. Right out in public man" Rocco
"Liberatin' i'n't it?" Murphey
"LETS FUCKIN GO" Connor MacManus
-The Boondock Saints

"Johnny Fontane will never get that movie. I don't care how many dego, wop, guinea, greaseball goombas come out of the woodwork." Jack Woltz
"I'm German-Irish." Tom Hagen
"Well, let me tell you something, my kraut, mick friend. I'm gonna make so much trouble for you you won't know what hit you." Jack Woltz
-The Godfather

"The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of butcher. A peerless psycho, fucked-up butcher." Fenster
-The Usual Suspects

"I'm an angel. I kill first-borns while their mamas watch. I turn cities to salt." Angel Gabriel (CHRISTOPHER WALKEN)
-The Prophecy

edit: Nearly forgot:

"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!" Cody Jarrett
-White Heat

[HickMan]

"What if we build a large badger?" Sir Bourimere, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"Hey everybody!" "Hey Norm!" Norm and friends, Cheers.

"Hey you guys!" Sloth, The Goonies.

"Just how far does the rabbit hole go?" Morphius, The Matrix.

''I'll make you an offer you can't refuse." Vito, The Godfather.

"Take off eh?!" Bob and Doug McKenzie, Strange Brew.

[Grazzt]

"Evil will always win because good is dumb." - Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

[Jebus]

"My nipples look like milk duds!"

[CastroMotorOil]

Pub Lover, finally someone else who has seen Red Dwarf!, do you by any chance watch Lexx as well, i have yet to find a fellow Leex watcher here.

"I am your father"-If you do not know kill yourself

"Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational, battle, station- The Emperor, Return of the Jedi. the emperor is pure evil when he says those lines.

"The dead do not poo, Stanley" -Kai, Lexx

"I worship His Shadow"- Lexx movie, of the same name.

"Oh Mr. Gideon, you are not paying ATTENTION!"- The Crow

"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die" Goldfinger, Goldfinger

"There is no fighting allowed in here, this is the War Room!"- The president, Dr. Stranglelove

"LETS HIDE"- Arnold in The Sixth Day, pure hilarity

"I'll be back" again if you do not know, shoot yourself with a nerf gun.

[Grazzt]

How about the clone yourself to fuck yourself quote from Sixth Day? I forget what it exactly is.

[Spectre X]

"I'll swallow your soul!" "Come get some." - Ash and the Mallwitch from AoD.

"I'm sorry lady but I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave this store." "Who the hell are you?!" "Name's Ash. Housewares." - Ash and Mallwitch from AoD.