Great subject lines from Spam

[mburbank]

Okay, which of these is the best?

A.) Young Schoolgirlsso scenic and tasteful!

B.) Do you like handsome Teenie doing delectable bloowjob?

C.) For your wifes last b-day you gave her a vibrator because of your hopeless Erectile Dysfunction.


All three were in my filter on the same day!

[Chojin]

I like the last one because it's just an insult without offering a solution.

Though the word 'delectable' is also pretty hardcore.

[MetalMilitia]

I agree the last one is the clear winner

[thebiggameover]

i vote #3.....

[AChimp]

When you get spam with weird words in the subject line, it's because the spammers are trying to beat the Bayesian probability part of your spam filter.

:geek

[ScruU2wice]

Originally Posted by Chojin

I like the last one because it's just an insult without offering a solution.

Not only that, but it also conceded that it was hopeless

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by AChimp

When you get spam with weird words in the subject line, it's because the spammers are trying to beat the Bayesian probability part of your spam filter.

Which explains why my inbox gets the following:

Re: your VIghAGRA
Re: your VgjaIAGRjfgjaA
Re: your VIAyurGRhgA
Re: your VIAhgGRA

[Dole]

Erectile Dysfunction being capitalised is a nice touch too.

[Big Papa Goat]

I like how it's not for your wifes next birthday, but for her last birthday
edit: oh wait, 'gave' not 'give' =/

[Lotida]

Most spammers send you e-mail from information they collect from the web sites you visit..... hmmmmmmmm...


:P

[Esuohlim]

Right so how come I-Mockery.net never sends me emails

[Lotida]

What part of MOST didn't you understand Milhouse.... keep up will ya!! Sheeesh!!!

[Esuohlim]

oh sh*t you got me there

[mburbank]

That explains all that necrophelia spam. How embarassing.

How come my female office mates get as much Peenis patch email as me?

[MetalMilitia]

I've got a few gems in my inbox today, for some reason whichever company is spamming me believes I will open the message if they just insert seemingly random words into the header. Here are a few examples:

1. gentleman tabernacle -

2. pesticide chicken feed -

3. fail-safe bullfight -

4. neglectful magnifying glass -

5. objector polar bear -

6. iceberg quota -

7. fountain trade secret -

8. banjo fast -

I'm especially intrigued by the fountain trade secret :o

[Mad Melvin]

My spam doesnt make any kind of sense whatsoever. :/

Example:

Bet you didn't know this

the grapple try circumference a speckle but closeup ! chromatograph in gaul in inequitable a felt the quixotic not yap but nashua not bitwise

Hes right. I didnt know that.

[Terra]

all i get are penis enlarger ads.

[MarioRPG]

The only Spam I ever get is a bunch of nonsensical letters, follow by a link

[Emu]

do you click them

[MarioRPG]

If I do, it's only to find out what

sad fdgbnxc ioush s[pb [asj vxcv ? asdfklh!!

was about.

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Terra

all i get are penis enlarger ads.

It's worth a shot, go for it.

[Terra]

argh

[Lotida]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

It's worth a shot, go for it.

It certainly didn't work on you Milhouse.... what makes you think it will work on anyone else?

[CheapAlert]

http://www.spamusement.com heh

Rubbery orchestra
, salt gauge

[MetalMilitia]

heh heh

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