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Old Nov 5th, 2010, 05:47 PM       
Ugh, have you guys ever watched Redeye on fox news? Its on at like 2 or 3am and its the most ridiculous show. I understand the fact that its supposed to try and be funny but it just comes off as jerks being jerks. As opposed to a comedian being funny as a fake politician.

Say the exact opposite of Colbert who is a comedian doing a news report in character.

These people are news reporters trying to be comedians but they're just ridiculous horrible. The one saving grace is that they have Oderus Urungus as an outer space consultant sometimes.
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Old Nov 5th, 2010, 06:17 PM       
Red Eye is my favorite "news" show on television. Actually, it's prolly second to the Daily Show. But still.

And most of them aren't news reporters, many are really comedians, like Jim Norton, Amy Schumer, etc.

And Greg Gutfeld is building a gay bar next to the mosque that's being built in NYC. How can anybody not find that awesome?
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Old Nov 5th, 2010, 11:00 PM       
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Old Nov 6th, 2010, 04:58 AM       
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Old Nov 6th, 2010, 10:04 AM       
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Red Eye is my favorite "news" show on television. Actually, it's prolly second to the Daily Show. But still.

And most of them aren't news reporters, many are really comedians, like Jim Norton, Amy Schumer, etc.

And Greg Gutfeld is building a gay bar next to the mosque that's being built in NYC. How can anybody not find that awesome?
Oh, I just thought they weren't comedians because none of them were funny.
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Old Nov 6th, 2010, 03:44 PM       
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Old Nov 6th, 2010, 03:44 PM       
It's hard to be funny on network TV. Everyone's castrated by advertising.
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Old Nov 6th, 2010, 04:08 PM       
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Old Nov 6th, 2010, 04:16 PM       
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Old Nov 16th, 2010, 06:42 PM       
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Old Nov 16th, 2010, 07:18 PM       
saw that and found it unbearable as well. But to be fair doesn't the new american oxford dictionary or whatever allow words like ain't as well?

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Old Nov 18th, 2010, 11:49 AM       
I hope she runs and just gets the lowest votes ever. That is the only way I want her in the history books.
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Yea, well, I'm sure deep down we all want that but know that it will never happen
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Old Nov 18th, 2010, 02:11 PM       
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Old Nov 18th, 2010, 04:44 PM       
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Old Nov 18th, 2010, 05:16 PM       
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Old Nov 23rd, 2010, 03:58 AM       
So North Korea just attacked South Korea again. I think this one's probably not going to go over well.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2010, 04:28 AM       
Nah, nothing will happen, nothing military or genuinely serious I mean. Nobody wants a war with the North except possibly the North.

The worst that will happen is some kind of sanction that they will try to make worse than what they already have in place.

They sunk a ship and killed 46 in March; nobody wants to commit to actual conflict, so DPRK is seeing what it can do. Probably just for kicks, but also because it needs to show off to it's own people that it's the one in control. The US/UN etc don't care if it looks like DPRK is in control, just as long as they keep going ahead with the special economic zones being set up in some areas that allow foreign companies to 'employ' North Korean slaves - for even cheaper than their Chinese counterparts.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2010, 04:35 AM       
I'd like to believe human lives are worth something, but yeah. Fucking CIA needs to get some assassins up there.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2010, 05:33 AM       
The CIA would be the last people to kill Kim Jong Il, which is what I assume you are saying. North Korea is going down the same path that China went down, only more drawn out, in that eventually you will be wearing sneakers with MADE IN DPRK on them. Why would they want to assassinate the guy responsible for that?

There is the possibility that there will be conflict with South Korea, but it's a small risk to take. The nations of the world don't want Kim Jong Il out of power, they just want him to stop building nuclear bombs and stop trying to aggravate things.

Kill Kim Jong Il = his son takes over, economic freedom for foreign countries is halted, Songun (focus on military) policy is increased, more shelling of the South and sinking their shit.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2010, 12:03 PM       
Democrats just have nothing better to worry about?

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