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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 12:27 AM        Clerks 2
I saw it this evening.
It was the best.
Pillow Pants and Inner-species Erotica.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 12:32 AM       
So, is it safe to say that it lives up to the original?
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 09:45 AM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 10:35 AM       
Kevin Smith made one movie that made everyone orgasm.

He couldn't direct his way out of a wet paperbag.

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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 11:42 AM       
I doubt I'll see it.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 12:50 PM       
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I still don't get why that cartoon didn't survive.

Maybe it has something to do with it not being advertised, with the first-aired episode being their clip-show parody based entirely around the unseen first episode, and with the show being pulled off the air after the second week.

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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 01:00 PM       
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I still don't get why that cartoon didn't survive.

Maybe it has something to do with it not being advertised, with the first-aired episode being their clip-show parody based entirely around the unseen first episode, and with the show being pulled off the air after the second week.

They played the show out of order and in sporadic timeslots from what I remember.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 08:30 PM       
Also, the third week was when it was pulled. They only had two episodes on air. I caught the second episode (the one where they go to the animation studio in korea) and nearly shit my pants laughing. I watched ABC for a fucking YEAR after that episode in case they ever showed re-runs or anything. I bought the DVD the second i saw it, but my sister lost it to one of her stupid goth friends >:O
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 09:20 PM       
That's actually the first one they showed, I believe.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 09:34 PM       
That is right

week 1: Episode 4
week 2: Episode 2
week 3: Epsiode 3 scheduled, pulled days before it's airing
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 09:35 PM       
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That's actually the first one they showed, I believe.
According to the commentaries, they skipped the first episode, and the first-aired episode was the second episode where they parodied a clip show by reviewing clips from the first episode.

Since nobody SAW the first episode, nobody got why it was supposed to be funny.


Edit: I guess I'm wrong. Still, Episode 2 made no sense because nobody saw Episode 1.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 10:22 PM       
i was so pissed at how poorly that show was treated by abc because it had such unbeleivable potential to be spectacular. i seriously would have rather seen that show go on than Kevin Smith make another movie
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Old Jul 23rd, 2006, 01:07 AM       
My favorite moment was when they had "viewer mail" regarding the show's different style compared to the original movie. So they made the show more like the movie... for about 30 seconds.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2006, 01:29 AM       
i liked how they added the black character to make the show more politically correct, and yet he never seemed to do anything
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Old Jul 23rd, 2006, 01:34 AM       
Kevin Smith is one of those directors who refuses to let go.

He makes a good movie, then makes a crap movie, then he has to sell another Star Wars figurine :/
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Old Jul 23rd, 2006, 02:51 AM       
I like all of his movies, but Clerks is the one that truly stood out.
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Old Jul 25th, 2006, 02:03 PM       
Clerks 2 definitely lived up to the original. It was funny as shit!
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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 12:09 AM       
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this movie was hilarious, I'm just sad that it will be quoted to death like every good comedy move.

The Pillowpants sequence is beatiful.
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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 03:14 PM       
The only people who hate movie quoting are the people who don't have friends to do it with.
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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 04:10 PM       
unless it's austin powers.
we still have to wait at least another 5 years before quoting that movie is funny again, and even then only ironically.
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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 06:11 PM       
Is that bait for someone to say "OH BEHAVE 8B" because I'll have not of that, mister

I liked this movie, it was a good movie. Felt like a good end to the Clerks story (this includes cartoon and comics because I am a mega nerd for Kevin Smith )
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Old Aug 18th, 2006, 10:07 PM       
we saw it the other night and thought it was hilarious. i'm a big kevin smith fan (love all of 'em ), but my kevin usually gets irritated with, especially, the jay and silent bob schtick. not this time. he thought it was great.
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 06:08 AM       
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 07:32 AM       
what the hell was that for, dude
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I called her that for a long time, jokingly, about 2 years ago. I came home from a party hammered and for some reason I decided to browse the forums and that popped into my head.

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