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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 06:33 AM        I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU FROM THE ONE KNOWN AS "JIXBY&q
"DEAR ALL MOCKERS,

AS YOU HAVE ALL PROBABLY KNOW BY NOW I HAVE QUIT POSTING ON THE MOCKERY BOARDS FOR EVER, OR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE AT LEAST.

I GUESS THE YEARS OF PENT UP AGGRESION TOWARDS THE MOCKERY COMMUNITY HAS FINALLY TAKEN IT'S TOLL, EITHER I HAVE GOTTNE OLDER OR THE BOARD HAS GOTTNE YOUNGER, BUT I KNOW LONGER FEEL THE EXCITEMENT I USED TO GET BACK IN THE EARLY DAYS WHEN MAKING EACH SPELLING CHALLENGED POST.

PLEASE DO NOT TAKE MY ABSENCE AS A PERSONAL INSULT, I JUST DO NOT FEEL AS IF I BELONG IN A PLACE LIKE THIS ANY MORE, I GUESS THERE COMES A TIME WHEN ONE MUST MOVE ON.


I HAVE SHARED SOME GREAT TIMES WITH A LOT OF YOU, I WILL NOT NAME NAMES, AND I WILL TRULY MISS EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU, EVEN THE ONES IF AT TIMES I MAY HAVE CLAIMED TO HATE.

HOPEFULLY ONE DAY WE WILL MEET AGAIN, WHEN WE ARE MUCH WISER, BUT UNTIL THAT DAY, I GREET YOU FAREWELL.

SIGNED, YOUR FRIEND, JIXBY PHILLIPS"

HE ASKED ME TO PASS ON THIS MESSAGE, A TEAR CAME TO MY EYE AS I COPIED AND PASTED THAT MESSAGE INTO THIS BOX
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 06:50 AM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 11:00 AM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 12:14 PM       
jixby was my greatest character ever.

but i wore out his usefulness. now i have a much better character, CAPTAIN ROBO!!!!

haha ha ha ha ha

I LOVE THE SAD DADS.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 12:22 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 12:42 PM       
I WILL GLADLY CLAIM RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS WITH MY LAME DARTH VADER JOKE. IT MAKES ME FEEL IMPORTANT.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 12:51 PM       
just dont tell them how you made me out of mud, sticks, and poop and it will all be ok.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 01:04 PM       
EVERYTHING MR FART HAS SAID IS TRUE
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 01:06 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 01:08 PM       
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EVERYTHING MR FART HAS SAID IS TRUE
HIS GHOST IS BACK TO EXACT VENGEANCE! OH NO!
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 01:09 PM       
I HOPE IT POSESSES YOU SO MAYBE YOU CAN BE FUNNY
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 01:11 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 01:12 PM       
if this is really true then it makes me very sad. you have always been one of my favorites because of your ability to be funny in so many ways.

but if you have to go, you have to go.

and as i once did for mr fart, i sing for you:


The flowers you gave me
Are just about to die
When I think about
What could've been
It makes me want to cry

The sweet words you whispered
Didn't mean a thing
I guess our song is over
As we begin to sing

Could've been so beautiful
Could've been so right
Could've been my lover
Every day of my life
Could've been so beautiful
Could've been so right
I'll never hold what could've been
On a cold and lonely night

The members of our lovin'
Still linger in the air
Like the faded scent of your roses
They stay with me everywhere

Everytime I get my hopes up
They always seem to fall
Still what could've been is better than
What could neveRepeat chor be at all

Could've been so beautiful
Could've been so right
Could've been my lover
Every day of my life
Could've been so beautiful
Could've been so right
I'll never hold what could've been
On a cold and lonely night

How could I hold what could've been
On a cold and lonely night?


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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 05:34 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 05:49 PM       



wait I mean
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 05:51 PM       
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 06:56 AM       
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EVERYTHING MR FART HAS SAID IS TRUE
TOOOOOOLLD YOU SO
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