mr adventure told me lotida was a lesbo???

[MrAdventure]

hey guys do you remember that time when lotida brought a beard to her parents house and when she tried to kiss her beard at the dinner table she puked a little in her mouth and had to be excused and she said she had the bulimia and needed to lie down

oh eyah and remember that time when lotida was like "mom dad im coming out of the closet" and they were like "so *thats* where she keeps the food she throws up " and ltoida was like "omg no thats not it" and mom and dad went "its okay lotida its okay that youre fat" and then lotida tried to jump out a window but she wouldnt fit through the frame so she cried on a pile of pictures with vaginas all circled in permanent marker ;x

[ArrowX]

Lotida says: "Its Not Easy Being Easy"

[Brandon]

Lotida! Remember that time at Thanksgiving? When you decided that a clever way to "come out" would be to ask your father to pass the potatoes to a lesbian?

Nobody laughed when he passed them to your mother.

[Emu]

[B0risSpyder]

Jesus, what the hell is with you guys? Do you never know how to treat the ladies on this board? It was like this with Daisyhead on the old board, and I couldn't help but defend her.
Lotida hasn't done anything rude to you, and you're calling her names and acting like infants.

The only funny thing about this thread is that YOU CAN'T UPSET HER! You're all trying so hard to get under her skin and it's just bouncing right off and making you look like idiots.

Lotida I know you don't need my help, you're doing fine, but I wanted you to know you have one guy in your corner

[B0risSpyder]

Jesus, what the hell is with you guys? Do you never know how to treat the ladies on this board? It was like this with Daisyhead on the old board, and I couldn't help but defend her.
Lotida hasn't done anything rude to you, and you're calling her names and acting like infants.

The only funny thing about this thread is that YOU CAN'T UPSET HER! You're all trying so hard to get under her skin and it's just bouncing right off and making you look like idiots.

Lotida I know you don't need my help, you're doing fine, but I wanted you to know you have one guy in your corner

[Esuohlim]

Haha hey BorisSpider want to join Lotida's club for Fags and/or Dykes?

[Anonymous]

Don't worry Esuohlim, its not like he's gonna take over your position as the club's president.

[kellychaos]

Lotida wrote "Lotida Ellen Degeneres" all over my calculus notebook in a variety of color, penmanship and abbreviated forms. I didn't mind so much until she sketched in little vaginas between the names.

[Jixby Phillips]

instead of kleenex she uses vaginas to blow her nose

[kellychaos]

And they made a fluttery, bronsky sound which is music to the ears of fellow tuna-tongues.

Jixby, why does your breath smell like bleach?

[MrAdventure]

heye you guys did your ead lotidas letter she wrote to the governemt and she said andi quote, "dear presedent, even though youre not a girl would you do me a favor see id really aprpeciate it if you could put vaginas on the one hundred dollar bill :-* ps also i would appreciate it if we cuold go about calling pennys "clits" nickels "labia minoras" adn dimes "labia majorsa" andy maybe we can call quarters "cunts" once the liberals are in office thank you"

[MrAdventure]

btw everyone yourd doing a great work i bet lotida sat down at the computer and came here and she was like "PFFFFFFFFTSTST" as she spit her morning vagina all over the monitor scrreeen

ps hey everyone boris spyder dated a girl in high school just so he could copy her math homework hes actually such a jerk that he said "what a dumb b*tch i failed mondays test"

[Immortal Goat]

Originally Posted by MrAdventure

btw everyone yourd doing a great work i bet lotida sat down at the computer and came here and she was like "PFFFFFFFFTSTST" as she spit her morning vagina all over the monitor scrreeen

ps hey everyone boris spyder dated a girl in high school just so he could copy her math homework hes actually such a jerk that he said "what a dumb b*tch i failed mondays test"

It couldn't have been Lotida because Boris doesn't have a vagina or so I'm assuming is there anything you'd like to tell us, Boris?

[B0risSpyder]

Originally Posted by Immortal Goat

It couldn't have been Lotida because Boris doesn't have a vagina or so I'm assuming is there anything you'd like to tell us, Boris?

The only one I have access to on a regular basis is your mom's, does that count?

[Anonymous]

Jesus Fucking Christ you fucktards really suck at this. This is how it’s done.

Lotida walked into the bar in search of a new conquest. Her pussy was already wet and dripping in anticipation. In the distance of the dykefest she saw the one who would please her, a barely legal Midwest girl who despite being in a place like this, still carried an air of innocence about her.

Lotida had made up her mind to take that innocence. Lotida walked up to her with authority, and the Midwestern girl looked up at her with wide eyes. Lotida was certainly an imposing figure, what with her big spiky mullet, Doc Martens, and “ALL MEN MUST FUCKING HANG” T-shirt. Lotida didn’t speak she just grabbed the Midwest girl’s supple ass and kissed her aggressively. This act of dominance was enough for the girl to know not to talk and just follow.

They soon got to a motel where they would act upon their Sapho love. Lotida started off by ripping the Midwest girl’s tight clothes off and sucking on her nipples, and moving lower. Lotida began licking her conquest into a sexual frenzy. She WAS innocent; Lotida could TASTE it, and she savored every lick. After she was tired of this, Lotida finally took off her own clothes, which would reveal the biggest strap on dildo that the Midwest girl had ever seen. The Midwest girl was afraid but Lotida being the veteran that she was managed to calm the prey down as she slid it inside her and began to thrust in a rhymatic motion, until her lover (and herself) were exhausted.

The two then fell asleep holding each other, dreaming of the day when their love would be less persecuted.

Meanwhile, Mr.Adventure and Esuohlim were watching from a window making unfunny jokes and jerking each other off the whole time.

[glowbelly]

i'm from the midwest

[Anonymous]

Dammit! I was trying to keep your identity secret!

[Immortal Goat]

Mad Max really knows how to write horrible porno stories. Take a page out of his book, people! (and then jerk off while reading it )

[Anonymous]

Immortal Goat sure knows how to be an idiotic fucktard piece of shit that's constantly underfoot!

[Jixby Phillips]

mad max used ot pick his nose and eat it IN COLLEGE

[Esuohlim]

Haha guys I bet Lotida wishes that the number of licks to get to the center of a vagina is a billion.

[Anonymous]

Ha ha did you hear Esuohlim and Jixby got into a fight? They went outside and exchanged blows!

BADUMBUM!

[Anonymous]

Hey did you hear how popular Esuohlim is? He's got friends up the ass!

BADUMBUM!

[Anonymous]

Seriously though did you hear about the time Esouhlim's mom caught him jerking off in a plastic bag? When she asked him what he was doing, he said packing his lunch!

BADUMBUM!