The MERGE list - or "What you can post about in here now"

[ZAKO the GREAT]

shark's fin is actually a chinese delicacy. and expensive as hell.
we kill more sharks than it kills us.
i once had sharks in rice wine broth. and that's gross.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

and speaking of gross, does anyone tasted dog meat, or cat before?

[Chojin]

I recreated loveline again you tremendous fuckers.

Next time, try letting me know what you think BEFORE I do what I said I'd do.

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by Durin413

This merge will also allow NEW things to be discussed. For instance, now we can talk about eating sharks, which before would have been in the wrong forum for either having sharks or food.

Originally Posted by ZAKO the GREAT

shark's fin is actually a chinese delicacy. and expensive as hell.
we kill more sharks than it kills us.
i once had sharks in rice wine broth. and that's gross.

Hahah, this new forum structure is clearly working its magic mojo already.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

so, if I want to talk about fucking sharks, can I do that here or do I have to go to loveline?

[MetalMilitia]

CHANGE FRIGHTENS ME, CHONG

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

so, if I want to talk about fucking sharks, can I do that here or do I have to go to loveline?

I guess that depends on if you're using the verb fucking or the adjective fucking.

[mburbank]

I got sexed up by a shark in Bimini once. It was pretty awful. and like 75% non consensual.



I think it was a shark.





I was pretty hammered.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm completely disoriented so I'm just going to post whatever in whatever forum I feel it's acceptable for.

[MarioRPG]

Well, do you just want to talk to about "the fucking sharks" or "fucking the sharks?"

Argh, metal beat me to it.

[Fathom Zero]

Also, I've always used the Technophile subforum for general discussion about gadgets and things. Will I still be able to now that it's also been merged with Questions and blah blah blah?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

What I meant was, if I wanted to talk about my actually fornicating with a fucking shark.

What is 75% consentual?
Was it a hammerhead shark?

[mburbank]

NEVER accept an offer of head from ANY shark

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'll trust you on that one...

I'd fuck a nurse shark...I always liked those little white uniforms....

[Mockery]

Let's not forget about the extremely short-lived televised brilliance that was Flying Shark:
http://www.i-mockery.com/shark.htm

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I would SO fuck a flying shark, Rog...you have no idea....

[Durin]

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

I would SO fuck a flying shark, Rog...you have no idea....

But would you ride a flying shark, and eat it as you fuck it?

[Guitar Woman]

This is probably the most intelligent discussion these forums have ever had

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by Durin413

But would you ride a flying shark, and eat it as you fuck it?

That would only be wise if one of the following 2 scenarios was true:

1) You had a death wish and wanted to truly go out with a bang. While fucking the shark as you soar through the air would indeed clearly be one of the most exhilarating experiences of your life... fucking AND eating the shark in midair? This would clearly kill the shark and you would both spiral out of control and most likely die in a fiery inferno of shark-jetpack fuel once you hit the earth.

2) You were somehow agile enough to fuck the shark, eat the shark, remove his jetpack and fly away to safety before you both plummeted to the earth and died in the way that was illustrated in scenario #1.

[Durin]

Originally Posted by Mockery

That would only be wise if one of the following 2 scenarios was true:

1) You had a death wish and wanted to truly go out with a bang. While fucking the shark as you soar through the air would indeed clearly be one of the most exhilarating experiences of your life... fucking AND eating the shark in midair? This would clearly kill the shark and you would both spiral out of control and most likely die in a fiery inferno of shark-jetpack fuel once you hit the earth.

2) You were somehow agile enough to fuck the shark, eat the shark, remove his jetpack and fly away to safety before you both plummeted to the earth and died in the way that was illustrated in scenario #1.

What you do is you start by eating his torso area on the other side of the jetpack. Than you slide yourself in as you begin to fuck him. WHILE you are thrusting you begin eating more of the shark, beginning at the head. As you work your way down, slide your body more and more into the jetpack. Once you are fully secured in the jetpack, finish off the rest of the shark and fly down to safety.

[Fathom Zero]

I had a sudden urge to use the "For Sale" forum, but I found that it's gone.