WATCH OUT I-MOCKERY FOR THE FEIRCEST GANG IN YOUR LIFE

[MrAdventure]

what the f*ck why are you disrespecting me

[GADZOOKS]

Oh No here we go!

[MrAdventure]

IM MRADVENTURE AND IM HERE TO SAY
THAT OUR GANGS NOT HERE JUST TO PLAY

WE GOT DELUXE HAMBURGERS AND WE DONT SHARE
(ONLY w/ EACH OTHER)
YOU MESS WITH US AND WELL MESS YOUR HAIR

WE GOT LOTS OF SAYINS
JUST LIKE THE WAYANS

WE GOT A COLOR THATS WHAT WE SAY
OUR COLOR IS THE GOOD OL U S A

WE DRIVE REAL HARD EACH AND EVERY DAY
SO LOOK OUT PUNKS GET OUT OF OUR WAY

YOUVE BEEN GANGED COURTESY OF US
NOW YOURE GETTING LEFTIN THE DUST

[huond]

WE'D RUMBLE WITH THE BEST OF THEM
BUT WE ARE THE BEST, YOU BUM
GET OUTTA THE WAY YOU LOUSY C*NTS
WE'RE MESSING YOU UP LIKE PREGNANT DOG FULL OF RUNTS
IF YOU WANNA GET OWN OUR GOOD SIDE THEN TOO BAD
WE AIN'T GOT NO GOOD SIDE YOU JERKWAD

WERE ROUGH TOUGH AND READY TO GO
WERE ROUGH TOUGH AND KICKIN SOME B*TT
DONT F*CK WITH US OR YOULL GET IT

YOU BETTER HIDE TO SAVE YOUR SKIN
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE GETTING YOURSELF IN
FIRE BURNS AND IT SURE AIN'T NICE
BUT IT TAKES A LAME TO GET BURNED TWICE

[MrAdventure]

heres my impression of that *other* "gang" after that rap "WAH WAH WAH"

[GADZOOKS]

YOU STAWBERRY HILL KIDS ARE LOOSE CANNONS
BUT WE ARE ATOMIC BOMBS
WE'LL SEND YOU TO OUTER SPACE
AND MAKE YOU RUN HOME TO YOUR MOMS

[HickMan]

YO I SEE NO SNOW ON THE GROUND HERE
THAT'S CUZ THE STRAWBERRY HILL GANG IS HERE AND YOU ALL QUEER
YOU KNOW ABOUT US AND WE HAVE A REP
AND YOU BETTER NOT MESS WITH US OR YOU'LL BE NECK UP IN DEBT
DON'T TRY TO PULL OUT A VISA
CUZ WE DON'T OWN ANY HO'S NAMED LISA
YOU EAT A STRAWBERRY
YOU BE MAKIN DINGLEBERRIES


DON'T F*CK WITH ME

[MrAdventure]

uh that rap was more like a cr*p haha how about this

UH MY NAME IS HICKMAN
I WISH I DIDNT LIVE IN A VAN
I EAT SOUP STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN
AND I HATE MY LIFE CAUSE I GOT NO PLAN

MY RAPS SMELL LIKE A WORN OUT SOCK
IF I WAS A POPE ID BE DEFROCKED
MY FAVORITE MEAL IS WORMS AND FLEAS
AND MUDDY WATER IF YOU PLEASE

[GADZOOKS]

Yeah hickman, i see where you get all your rapping skills at, IMMORTAL GOAT

[huond]

YOU CALL THAT A RAP?
I THINK I CALL THAT A NAP (*YAWNS*)
HOWS ABOUT A LITTLE REBUTTLE
THIS IS TURNING INTO JUST A LITTLE SCUFFLE
BUT OUR GANG CAN HANDLE THIS NO SWEAT
CUZ WE'RE THE TOUGHEST? YOU BET
WE'LL SHOW YOU WHERE ITS AT
MESSIN YOU UP LIKE A TICKED OFF CAT

WE AIN'T FOOLING AROUND
OUR TOUGHNESS WILL ASTOUND (YOU)
YOURE MINDS WILL BE BLOWN TO THE STARS
AND YOUR FACES ALL COVERED IN SCARS
WE'LL TURN THESE STRAWBERRY *GIRLS*
INTO STRAIGHT UP STRAWBERRY SWIRLS

[HickMan]

THOSE RHYMES ARE SO OLD AND OUT OF DATE I DOUBT YOU CAN GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A RAKE

HI MY NAME IS MRADVENTURE
I THINK I'M COOL BUT REALLY I'M JUST A FOOL
I LIKE OLD GUYS WHO WEAR TINY SHIRTS
BUT THE TRUTH IS HICKMAN IS JUST SO CRUEL
ALL I LIKE TO DO ALL DAY IS WALK AROUND IN A SKIRT
I TRY TO BEAT HICKMAN'S MAD MAD SKILLS
BUT HONESTLY IN A LITTLE WHILE I'LL BE OWING HIM BILLS

[huond]

THIS ONE STILL APPLIES:

YOU CALL THAT A RAP?
I THINK I CALL THAT A NAP (*YAWNS*)
HOWS ABOUT A LITTLE REBUTTLE
THIS IS TURNING INTO JUST A LITTLE SCUFFLE
BUT OUR GANG CAN HANDLE THIS NO SWEAT
CUZ WE'RE THE TOUGHEST? YOU BET
WE'LL SHOW YOU WHERE ITS AT
MESSIN YOU UP LIKE A TICKED OFF CAT

WE AIN'T FOOLING AROUND
OUR TOUGHNESS WILL ASTOUND (YOU)
YOURE MINDS WILL BE BLOWN TO THE STARS
AND YOUR FACES ALL COVERED IN SCARS
WE'LL TURN THESE STRAWBERRY *GIRLS*
INTO STRAIGHT UP STRAWBERRY SWIRLS

[GADZOOKS]

HICKMAN YOU GIGGLE SAYING "YOU GOT SERVE"
YOU DUMB LITTLE KIDDIES GOT SOME NERVE
OLD SKOOL IS HERE, AND YOU WILL SEE
YOU JUST A BUNCH OF BABY HIP HOPPIN WANNABEES

AND WERE THAT MATT HARTY PAL OF YOURS
I BET HE'S CRYING, WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS
I BET HE'S SORRY FOR MESSING WITH US TODAY
IF HE WAS HERE THIS IS WHAT HE SAY:

BEEP BEEP GOES MY CELLPHONE
I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE
BEEP BEEP GOES MY CELL
I'M SO LONELY I COULD TELL

[MrAdventure]

LOOK OUT HERE COMES FREEDOM OF SPEECH
THE KIND THAT MAKES YOU WANNA IMPEACH
IM TAKIN YOU OUT ELECTION STYLE
CUZ YOURE A CANDIDATE IN DENIAL

SEE HERE RIGHT NOW IF YOU WILL PLEASE
YOUVE LOST THE VOTES IN ALL THE COUNTIES
YOUR PLATFORM SMELLS LIKE A PUPPY T*RD
AT LEAST FROM INTERNS THATS THE WORD

YOUR BIGGEST SUPPORTER IS YOUR BELT
AND PEOPLE SAY YOUVE SMELT AND DEALT
SEE WHAT I HEARD WAS SOMETHING SAD
YOUR BEST BUD WAS A WEEKEND DAD

THIS GANG OF YOURS IS A SHAM
A DEMOCRAT WOULDNT SHAKE YOUR HAND
YOU ABOUT AS POPULAR AS INCOME TAX
OR A BIG JERK WHO EATS ALL THE SNACKS

[HickMan]

YOU GOT SOME SKILLS I MUST ADMIT
BUT ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THE GLOVE DON'T FIT
YOU ALL JUST A BUNCH OF GEEZERS
WHO CAN GET KNOCKED DOWN BY THE SMALLEST BREEZERS

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DON'T QUIT RIGHT NOW
MAYBE I'D BETTER SHOW YOU A REASON TO
YOUR RHYMES THEY SMELL LIKE A DIRTY OLD COW
YOUR STREET SMARTS ARE ABOUT AS GOOD AS GOO

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOUR GANG'S GOT A NAME
CUZ EVERYONE ON THE BLOCK THINKS YOU GOT NO GAME

[GADZOOKS]

HA! BREEZERS THAT ISN'T A WORD
YOUR SO CALLED RAPPING SKILLS ARE QUITE ABSURD
WHY DONT YOU COME BACK TO FIGHT US WHEN YOU READ A BOOK
IT'S CALLED THE DICTIONARY, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT A LOOK

[huond]

H*CK YEA
WORD GADZOOKS

[HickMan]

THE DICTIONARY IS A JOKE
IT'S SO FUNNY I ALMOST CHOKE
I'VE GOT SUPER MAD SKILLS
YOUR GANG HAS NO HOPE
THE STRAWBERRY HILL GANG CAN RUN THE DRILLS
BUT YOU RAG TAG TEAM CAN'T EVEN CROSS A MOAT

[MrAdventure]

since when was a gang one person haha why dont you come back when you got a pair (of gang members to back you up)

[whoreable]

hi gangs!

[HickMan]

WANNA BE IN MY GANG?

[huond]

RECRUIT SCHMUCKS IN SOME OTHER THREAD THATS NOT RUN BY THE *REAL* GANG HERE OK? BESIDES WHOREABLE WOULD NEVER JOIN A BUNCH OF LOUSY LUMPS LIKE YOUR "GANG" JEEZ

[GADZOOKS]

OUR RAPS COULD BE LONG, OUR RAPS COULD BE LIGHT
BUT WHEN IT COMES TO RAPPING, ONLY OUR RAPS ARE TIGHT
YOUR WORDS ARE SCRAWNY, OURS GOT MIGHT
THAT'S WHY WE WON THIS RAP BATTLE FIGHT

SAY YOUR PRAYERS TO YOU MOMMA, AND SAY GOODNIGHT

[MrAdventure]

i heard the strawberry hill gang was caught red handed trying to ruin the declaration iof independence and the united states constitution all trying to get their sticky fingerson it

[Jixby Phillips]

MORE LIKE STRAWBERRY G*Y-NG (OR FANGS BECAUSE THEY ARE NOTHING BUT BLOOD SUCKERS)