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Originally Posted by mischief
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'It was fun?' Did you play checkers or bridge or something with her?
Or was it like something from Literotica like:
AND THEN THERE SHE WAS OH MY GOD JENNA JAMESON AND IN MY HOUSE!!! OF COURSE SHE DIDN'T NOTICE ME HIDING IN THE CLOSET SO SHE BEGAN TO GET COMFORTABLE AND SAT DOWN IN MY BIG LEATHER LOVESEAT. FIRST SHE REMOVED HER CLOTHING, THEN FIXED A DRINK AND POURED IT ON HERSELF IN FRONT OF THE ROARING FIREPLACE. THE PRESSURE IN MY GIRL LOINS WAS TOO MUCH TO BEAR AT THIS POINT AND I CAPSIZED MY CLOSET IN MY FRUSTRATION TO GET OUT. 'JENNA I'M YOURS!!!!' I SHOUTED WITH ALL MY MIGHT AS SHE REACHED OUT FOR ME IN A LESBIAN EMBRACE BUT I DIDN'T CARE ANYMORE HER LIGHTLY-BROWNED MILK-CHOCOLATE FIGURE WAS TOO MUCH FOR ANY OF GOD'S CREATURES TO BARE. AND SOON ENOUGH, THE DOGS AND THE ALPACA CAME IN FROM OUTSIDE, DRAWN BY THE SWEET ODOR OF HER HOT ACHING SPOT. ONE BY ONE WE HAD OUR WAY WITH HER UNTIL SHE DIED. THEN, THE ELDER GODS REVIVED HER SOUL AND ONE SHADOW KICK LATER WE WON THE TOURNAMENT. I WAS SO HAPPY THAT WE HAD SEX AGAIN. THEN SHE SIGNED FOR ME THIS PICTURE OF UTMOST SIGNIFICANCE. AND SO, MY HOT TORRID AFFAIR WITH JAMESON ENDED AS SHE RODE THE SKATEBOARD INTO THE SUNSET. BUT WHAT'S THIS??? I THOUGHT AS I REACHED IN MY PANTS. UNDERWEAR?? AND NOT MINE?? JENNA HAD LEFT ME A MOMENTO! AND SO I TOOK THE DAMP UNDERGARMENTS, BALLED THEM UP, AND HUFFED THEM UNTIL I TOO DIED. BUT I DIDN'T GET RESURRECTED.