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Old May 10th, 2004, 10:04 PM       
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Oh, God help me! The jackasstic parasites whose existence is barely acknowledged think kelly is funny. How will I ever recover from the crushing blow of Lotida and sports throwing their endorsements kelly's way?





Morons.
You'll never win with lame comments like this!
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Old May 10th, 2004, 10:17 PM       
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You'll never win with lame comments like this!
Wow, good one Lotida That was really impressive
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Old May 10th, 2004, 10:27 PM       
DAMNIT!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FOOD!!! *Looks down and see's food* My bad...my bad...keep the $20 Kelly.
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Old May 10th, 2004, 11:11 PM       
AREN'T YOU A RIOT!!
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Old May 11th, 2004, 12:26 AM       
Carnivore. If it is this easy for Kelly to make you look like a tool, then maybe it's because you've been sucking. Did you think of that? You're little "I hate you and I could flail my arms at you and murder you all" gimick has been very entertaining before so I know it's painful to even consider this, but the truth this: you did not ruin this thread because YOU CAN'T.
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Old May 11th, 2004, 09:46 AM       
McClain, would you control your bitches, please? They're speaking out of turn to their superiors.

You are right about one thing. I did not ruin this thread. It sucked monkey balls from its inception. All things suck flow forth from kelly.
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Old May 11th, 2004, 10:09 AM       
...mike wraps his lips around kellys shaft, he begins to roll his tounge around. mike softly hums as kelly shudders in satisfaction...
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Old May 11th, 2004, 03:39 PM       
Pffft. One born every minute.
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Old May 11th, 2004, 03:42 PM       
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McClain, would you control your bitches, please? They're speaking out of turn to their superiors.

You are right about one thing. I did not ruin this thread. It sucked monkey balls from its inception. All things suck flow forth from kelly.
Thank you for helping extend my thread to three pages! Free KellyCones for you and yours the next time you come in, K?!
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Old May 11th, 2004, 04:08 PM       
KellyCones :o
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Old May 11th, 2004, 11:05 PM       
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Wow, good one Lotida

I love you Jixby Phillips......I really do.......seriously!
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Old May 12th, 2004, 03:43 PM       
Love him somewhere else. I've got a restaurant to run and there are cars waiting behind you waiting to order!
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Old May 12th, 2004, 05:17 PM       
Err... cancel my order. I'm not hungry.
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Old May 12th, 2004, 05:40 PM       
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Aw gee thanks, you make me feel all warm and gooey inside
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Old May 12th, 2004, 06:36 PM       
CAN I GET A JOKE? :
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Old May 12th, 2004, 08:49 PM       
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Aw gee thanks, you make me feel all warm and gooey inside
We ALL know what that "gooey" feeling is don't we!
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Old May 13th, 2004, 02:32 AM       
don't we is a gooey feeling?
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Old May 13th, 2004, 06:41 AM       
what kind of stew do you have today?

i love stew.
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Old May 13th, 2004, 09:14 AM       
to avoid gooey feelings, don't wee in your pants.
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old May 13th, 2004, 12:54 PM       
Your wee is gooey? :/
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Old May 13th, 2004, 02:19 PM       
I've been rather dehydrated.
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old May 13th, 2004, 03:35 PM       
No extra ketchup packets for anyone who pees their pants!
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