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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 03:28 PM       
Girls don't fart. Girls also don't "tinkle" or "go poo". When a girl goes into the bathroom, they only go in thier for one of three reasons:

1. To gather thier stuff

2. To tallk with friends.

3. To put on makeup.

Now you know...the rest of the story. Take that Paul Harvey!
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 04:01 PM       
I meant "X". I'm dislexic ... or something. :/
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 07:09 PM       
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 08:52 PM       
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 09:00 AM       
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 11:56 AM       
I think farts are gross but I still want to hear a girl do it because I never have before. Preferably a pretty one. Anyone have any suggestions on things to do, or locations to hang out at to hear this?
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 11:59 AM       
ask a girl to fart in your mouth
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 01:01 PM       
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I think farts are gross but I still want to hear a girl do it because I never have before. Preferably a pretty one. Anyone have any suggestions on things to do, or locations to hang out at to hear this?
You might want to check out one of those new age Fart Parlors.

Or take her to an indian restaurant.

Or quit being such a goddamn pervert
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 01:18 PM       
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daphne farts all the time too!

NO EXCUSES LADIES JUST LET IT LOOSE!
Hell yeah I do, and I did before I was married and everything!
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 01:51 PM       
i'll take video of myself farting for $50 and post it here.

but if you want a pretty girl farting, you should probably ask daphne
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 03:06 PM       
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 10:29 AM       
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I think farts are gross but I still want to hear a girl do it because I never have before. Preferably a pretty one. Anyone have any suggestions on things to do, or locations to hang out at to hear this?
Try the student book exchange at any college. This is where you never get the all money back for the $800.00 or so dollars you spent on books. Girls HATE this because they can't get any makeup or go pubbing on the weekend. Plus they are stuck eating nothing but Ramen noodles until the first of the month when they finally get a paycheck. Ramen noodles have a secret ingredient that produces flatulence in females.

This creates more laundry too. You can hear college girls farting all the time in laundromats. Go there.
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 01:20 PM       
I actually thought girls never used the toilet other than changing their tampons... does this mean that girls know I use the toilet for more than masturbation?
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 03:41 PM       
some disgusting stupid hick let out a big greasy squeaker once in the middle of a final exam in grade 5 it was gross! The teacher make her leave the class because it smelled like she shit herself.

Now shes even stupider. She thought Newfoundland was part of africa, and Vancouver was on Cancouver Island, and thought brian mulrouney was one of the judges of canadian idol
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 05:38 PM       
Brain Rot.

This is what happens when a female tries to keep her farts in. It's a fact. Then they blame it on the school system but it's all biologic in nature.
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 09:04 PM       
Oh wow! Oh wow! I have just discovered the internet's biggest collection of fart-related information. Here you can find such useful information as "How much gas does a normal person pass per day?", "If you were in space without a suit, would a fart have the energy to propel you forward?", and "Why is it that when you scratch your ass through two layers of clothing (your underwear and your jeans) your fingers still stink?"

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 09:31 PM       
I'm very interested in the "Fartlighter." I think I'll send away for that.

The reading material shows promise too...
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 10:45 AM       
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i'll take video of myself farting for $50 and post it here.

but if you want a pretty girl farting, you should probably ask daphne
1. you're very pretty you

2. no, don't ask me.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 12:36 PM       
I fart a lot. I fart even more when I've got my period.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:32 PM       
well, from what i understand, girls are infinitely better at holding farts back until they reach a bathroom, almost a 5:1 ratio compared to guys,
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 09:20 AM       
We also hold the record for "stealth farting."
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 09:37 AM       
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 09:38 AM       
seriously you are such a shitty human being terra i hate you
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 09:42 AM       
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