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Old Jan 31st, 2005, 01:46 AM        The Marines
This is what I learned about Marines tonight:
Their motto is: Always Faithful (Semper Fidelis)

They have a reputation for drinking a lot. And for living lives with integrity. They like having integrity. They understand working hard produces results. And they like integrity, too.

There aren't that many of them and they are proud.
They train there nuts off for 91 days just to be accepted. They claim that Recruit Training will change your life forever, no matter what.

They have a martial arts program and they fight in their full uniform, boots and all. They don't wear robes. This training is unique to the Marines.

They are the "aggressive tip" of the U.S. Military Spear. They are the smallest of the units, yet the only one with sea, land, and air capabilities.

The group's official birth was November 10, 1775 when Congress approved two batallions of Marines.

All Marines are in a state of battle-readiness. Their mobility is one of their key characteristics. All Marines are also trained to be Riflemen first and foremost. This is to protect their people, regardless of their speciality.

MRE means Meals Ready to Eat.
They contain approximately 1200 calories.
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Old Jan 31st, 2005, 02:49 AM       
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Old Jan 31st, 2005, 03:47 AM       
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Old Jan 31st, 2005, 04:22 AM       
I read EVERYTHING THAT A PERSON SHOULD KNOW ABOUT WAR for school
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 12:07 PM        Re: The Marines
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This is what I learned about Marines tonight:
Their motto is: Always Faithful (Semper Fidelis)

They have a reputation for drinking a lot. And for living lives with integrity. They like having integrity. They understand working hard produces results. And they like integrity, too.

There aren't that many of them and they are proud.
They train there nuts off for 91 days just to be accepted. They claim that Recruit Training will change your life forever, no matter what.

They have a martial arts program and they fight in their full uniform, boots and all. They don't wear robes. This training is unique to the Marines.

They are the "aggressive tip" of the U.S. Military Spear. They are the smallest of the units, yet the only one with sea, land, and air capabilities.

The group's official birth was November 10, 1775 when Congress approved two batallions of Marines.

All Marines are in a state of battle-readiness. Their mobility is one of their key characteristics. All Marines are also trained to be Riflemen first and foremost. This is to protect their people, regardless of their speciality.

MRE means Meals Ready to Eat.
They contain approximately 1200 calories.
you forgot machine guns
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 12:46 PM       
And bowie knives named "Mike"
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 01:08 PM       
yur a fag if you call your knife 'mike' it should be called 'luceal' or 'bertha' or some other 1950s sounding female name.
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 01:40 PM       
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 02:38 PM       



That's actually my career after highschool. Do you intend on enlisting studio8?
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 02:59 PM       
but you still cant outshoot me
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 03:26 PM       
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but you still cant outshoot me
You're one stupid sack of shit. You should change your username... you're making real Marines look bad. Ever consider something more applicable? Like "Capt. Asshat" or "Swedish_Semen".

You've got to be the stupidest 10-year-old on this board.
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 03:53 PM       
see, this is what happens when we don't keep an actual marine around. someone call george to set them straight
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 04:53 PM       
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but you still cant outshoot me
You're one stupid sack of shit. "Capt. Asshat" or "Swedish_Semen".

You've got to be the stupidest 10-year-old on this board.
i know that you are but what am i?
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 04:56 PM       
Damnit! That's the last time you'll make a fool of me, Marine! Mark my words.
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 05:00 PM       
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Damnit! That's the last time you'll make a fool of me, Marine! Mark my words.
why not you are so good at it your self?
besides. you are not a real gamer until you can accept a failure.
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 05:06 PM       
U,U,D,D,B,A,B,A,SELECT,START?
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 05:14 PM       
no no its : aabbxxyyggoooddggssfggssgsMclainisastupididiot.aag ghhaahh
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 05:43 PM       
You're such a fag that just the contemplation of your faginess makes my ass hurt.
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 05:45 PM       
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You're such a fag that just the contemplation of your faginess makes my ass hurt.
i know that you are but what am i?
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 05:48 PM       
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You're such a fag that just the contemplation of your faginess makes my ass hurt.
i know that you are but what am i?
You are a fag, and in this case, 'you' is refferring to the person I just quoted that is not Kellychaos.
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 05:50 PM       
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You're such a fag that just the contemplation of your faginess makes my ass hurt.
i know that you are but what am i?
You are a fag, and in this case, 'you' is refferring to the person I just quoted that is not Kellychaos.
i know that you are but what am i?
i know that you are but what am i?
i know that you are but what am i?
i know that you are but what am i?
i know that you are but what am i?
i know that you are but what am i?
i know that you are but what am i?
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 05:58 PM       
Whose character is this? And by who, I mean the character of someone that is not Kellychaos.
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 06:01 PM       
if you are you then i am i but if then who is me you are when?
a thought like that could break your brain!
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 06:06 PM       
Hey marine you should sign up for an account on stripcreator.com and make some comics! I bet they'd rule and the people on the forums would love it!
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 11:23 PM       
No, I'm not planning on enlisting, I have other career plans. But it would be fun to train with them and stuff. Yeah.
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