I'M NOT REALLY NEW

[Professor Cool]

Ill keep this simple, im gonna tell you what my parents told me on my 18th birthday

GET THE HELL OUT, YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE

Or do i have to make a song to set you straight

[feelevil]

Matt i'm just playin with you man. You gonna meet me at the mall or what? Call my cell.

[Matt Harty]

Song song song!

[feelevil]

PROFESSOR COOL IS GONNA GET PROFESSOR SKOOLED IF HE DOESN'T STOP TRYING TO BE A WIDE CUNT

[Rongi]

This thread sucks

[Professor Cool]

LOL

you cant spell school, everybody laugh!



Take that as a warning, the song will be much more worst

[feelevil]

Hey Rongi can you do me a quick favor and put up a link to anything you've ever posted that was either remotely funny or interesting? Thanks hun, take care!

[Rongi]

I could ask you to do the same :/

[Professor Cool]

Stop trying to be the coolest noob on the block.

I already go that position covered

[sadie]

[feelevil]

Originally Posted by Rongi

I could ask you to do the same :/

Rongi you have 950+ posts on me... surely you must have at least one. Plz post a link!!!

[Evil Robot]

FEELEVIL WILL GROW OLD AND DIE OF SKIN CANCER BY THE AGE OF 37.

[Carnivore]

Clearly, you need to lurk for another decade. You are very, very far from having this place figured out.

[feelevil]

OH i know you! you're that 'meat' guy who always complains that there is nothing worth reading here yet never posts anything funny or interesting either. life is cruel huh?

[Anonymous]

That was kind-of interesting. Not enough to get to me participate in your little thread, though. Even after you reply with something sarcastic and boring about how much I've hurt you. Buh bye.

[feelevil]

Chojin... you're better than that...

[Carnivore]

Your assessment of my worth here has been ignored. Those whose opinions actually matter would strongly disagree with you. You may leave now. The position of complete moron has already been filled here several times over. We're actually thinking of laying a few off. We don't have a place for you now.

[feelevil]

That was both original and clever. Why do I feel like I've been raped by an amoeba?

Carnivore, while you're nowhere near Rongi level... you think far too highly of yourself. Gotta produce the goods to get the creds d00d.

...your assessment of my worth has been ignored...

i'm praying that this doublespeak was meant to be humorous

[Evil Robot]

If only feelevil's mother fell asleep on top of him when he was a baby.

[Carnivore]

Oh, I've gotten plenty of "creds" for my contributions, and from people who actually matter.

You're a character, aren't you?

[Anonymous]

Okay, I promised I wouldn't reply, but yoos gon make me a liah now.

Feely, has it occured to you that with a name like 'feelevil,' people aren't going to take you seriously, let alone give you a verbose dismissal? Did you know that out of the people 'welcoming' you, only about three are worth the time it would take to tell them to shut up? Are you aware that your perception of peoples' humor is wildly skewed by their words being directed at you?

Carni's playing a game with you. I won't explain it, though, or it won't be as fun to watch.

[feelevil]

People always say I'm a character! Or a card even. And I've got friends who say I'm funny too. Yep, I most certainly do. How about you get your friends to vouch for how funny you are and I'll get mine to do the same for me? Or we could both realize how gay that is.

[feelevil]

I certainly hope he's playing a game. Or I'm really gonna start feelings sorry for him. Now you've got me excited Chojin - this better not be a let down.

[Anonymous]

At his toying or the prospect of 'wrasslin' with me?

'Cause if it's the latter, I don't really do it with new people unless I want them to leave. I have a feeling you might be all right once you actually get used to the place.

Sorry.

[Carnivore]

My friends are long-standing, well-respected members of the I-Mockery community. Your friends are either stuffed, imaginary, or half-witted miscreants (birds of a feather...).

I'm going to be uncharacteristically generous. The longer this exchange continues, the less chance you have of redeeming yourself. Don't make any new threads. Let this thread die. Disappear for a few days. Try again. Contribute to existing threads at that time. Good luck.