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Old Jan 3rd, 2006, 02:10 PM       
I once knew a guy like that named "scott". 'he' was about 5"9 and pretty muscular. he was bald, so it was hard to tell. I guess I got to know him too well- he turned out to be a she! but then, she always talked in this really weird low voice so that made it pretty confusing. we're still friends though.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2006, 02:15 PM       
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Old Jan 3rd, 2006, 03:38 PM       
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Old Jan 3rd, 2006, 08:49 PM       
one time i made out with a fat chick



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Old Jan 3rd, 2006, 09:25 PM       
Go suffocate in a vagina Guitar Woman and quit looking for excuses for the horny losers to talk to you.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2006, 10:13 PM       
i have to agree with GW

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Old Jan 3rd, 2006, 11:01 PM       
I don't think you're hard gay, GW
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Old Jan 3rd, 2006, 11:18 PM       
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 10:01 AM       
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did he rape your face off?
SHE raped my face off. I still have nightmares.
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 05:52 PM       
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That's kinda gross!
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 05:55 PM       
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I once knew a guy like that named "scott". 'he' was about 5"9 and pretty muscular. he was bald, so it was hard to tell. I guess I got to know him too well- he turned out to be a she! but then, she always talked in this really weird low voice so that made it pretty confusing. we're still friends though.
If it was a woman, did you not notice breasts?
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 06:13 PM       
NOT ALL WOMEN ARE BLONDE WITH C CUPS AND 24-INCH WAISTS YOU JERK
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 06:16 PM       
I didn't say that, but due to female hormones females have breasts! And even an A cup should be noticable.
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 06:19 PM       
Yeah, but womti probably thought them to be "his" well-worked chest muscles.
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 09:48 PM       
VAGINAS?! YUCK! :/
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 06:31 AM       
I hope your trip to self discovery was a nice one ^^
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 08:25 AM       
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Why would someone want to watch you makeout then?
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 08:56 AM       
If the Internet has taught me anything, it is that there are just as many guys wanting to see grotesquely obese women makeout as there are men wanting to see slim, toned women makeout.
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 10:04 AM       
Good point.
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 12:48 PM       
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Why would someone want to watch you makeout then?
Because I'm pretty.
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 12:59 PM       
Pretty stupid if you ask me
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 01:30 PM       
gw would you have sex with my girlfriend plz
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 02:37 PM       
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 06:38 PM       
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 11:22 PM       
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