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Originally Posted by nose
Did you type every "a" seperately, or did you just hold the button in?
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you are a pretentious internet nerd who asserts his internet supperiortiy by pointing out somebody's ignorance to the rules of netiquette. Unfortunately, I know netiquette and I am aware of the rules that I am breaking. I'm just typing in a way that I think is more natural and interesting and being slightly ironic. And you are pointing out something as trivial as tying "aaaaaaaaaaaaaa"? Jesus christ.
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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips never
My link didn't work
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But he should have. The truth can be awesome if you'd only embrace it!
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Nice, you know how to modify the "Author wrote" thing for your internet zingers. Yeah, my link didn't work? For something I knew might not work and was testing? So I guess I should be embarassed? For trying something?
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Hmmm...Based on that fact, I'm guessing you just held the button in.
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Because typing each "a" individually reallly shows intelligence.
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Does that work when you're composing music too? I thought I would ask you, because you're the only one who would know. [/you=lazy]
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I did not compose any songs. This topic was a joke. That you didn't get. Because you aren't smart enough. [/you=internet faggot who uses BBCode jokes to illustrate your point but really it just shows off what a cliched peice of shit you are]
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*ROOFIES*
Ah well, at least I was spared the lull of whatever crap you've got for a software drum machine. I would accuse you of owning actual music recording equipment, but I fear that is too advanced for you. I wish the link worked, though. For all I know, you've figured out a way to rhyme something with "orange". You genius, you.
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THIS TOPIC WAS A JOKE YOU DUMB FUCKING ANIMAL
"based on the ironic statement that I didn't understand, I'm guessing you aren't smart enough to own a lot of drum machine software"
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Well, at least I don't have 5661 posts.
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Well, at least I don't actually respond to stuff people say, rather I make assumptions about them based on post-count, the way they type, etc
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So you've had plenty of time to stack up the retardation. :idea:
And besides, it was two minutes. I type fast.
You just spent ten minutes reading it
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Oh! I bet you're going to make fun of me for spending so much time on THIS post, huh? And not adress any of the stuff I say, huh? Great!
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Well that makes you more retarded than I thought. Making snap judgements about things you don't know the content of.
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HAHAHAH okay see, I should tell you that I'm actually writing this post as I'm reading the thread, and what a treat this was.
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You might as well have tried to do a book report on a story you've never read. I bet this shallow interest of yours in all things "all things" has made you a huge hit with whatever sex to which you are attracted.
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What? is he talking about Emu's profile now? I'd click Emu's profile and read it, but I'd rather nose call me lazy for not doing so, so I won't.
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Originally Posted by Chojin
i think he just called you gay man are you gonna take that
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Not in so many words. I actually didn't imply that he wasn't attracted to space aliens or dependent upon them for the means by which to reproduce. I was simply saying that he thinks he can say what's what about something without knowing what that "what" even is. Not a good character trait. Not even a good trait in life.
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yeah
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All that work and it gets a response with a single word in it.
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You'll be happy with this post then! (I don't understand the rest of this post so I'm gonna skip to this part)
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By the way, I'm sorry you can't marry your life partner, Emu. That must suck. I wasn't making fun of your sexuality though. My best friend in the world is a lesbian. I am an asexual with a fetish. I would have no room to talk.
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Pat can be a boy's name or a girl's name you obnoxious douchebag.
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Thanks, GadzJixby (Philips optional)
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we're two different people with two different avatars, Mr. non-reader
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I tried to have some fun with your avatar, but after all the work it took to animate a torrent of tears gushing from Bill's grainy windmilling figure over the fact that your music link doesn't work, I failed to realize that Quicktime does not feature an "output to GIF" option.
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Oh sweet fucking christ, how nerdy and childish are you? Are you really still harping on the fact that my link didn't work?? Are you like some giant muscely nerd who beats up the jocks and popular kids at your high school for not knowing that the meaning of life is 42? Are you just grasping at the straws trying to come up with something to assert how clever you are on the internet. And if you really think we're gonna be that easily impressed then you shouldn't fucking be here.
Go die.