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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 11:33 AM       
I had a daydream after I woke up that Boogie locked this thread and I was forced to kick his ass :<
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 11:48 AM       
You're just hoping to get a rise out of someone with your support of this thread, Chojin. Well, I see right through your sinister plot and I'll not dance to your nefarious tune!
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 02:54 PM       
If there are three things I heart in this world, its
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 06:33 PM       
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 06:53 PM       
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It's still hot, but now it's stuffy. I woke up at 5:00 something, in the putrid humidity. I had to peel myself out of my sheets, it was disgusting. Since then I have done alot of nothing, although my sister came home from rehab today, asking me about roaches. What the fuck, wern't you just in rehab? I need to wash my sheets, they're starting to smell bad. I drool alot, I have a deviated septum. Yup.

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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 06:56 PM       
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 06:58 PM       
Your life is so much more interesting than mine.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 09:53 PM       
yeah. i'm kinda envious :<
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 10:48 PM       
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It's raining horizontal, scary. I ate at Fazolis, I got a small spaghetti with 3 extra meatballs. I hit on the breadstick chick, oh yeah. I love Mr. Pibb.

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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 10:57 PM       
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Oh yeah, and my mom wouldn't give me money for a Cheesecake. I'll kill her.
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 12:04 PM       
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It's raining horizontal, scary. I ate at Fazolis, I got a small spaghetti with 3 extra meatballs. I hit on the breadstick chick, oh yeah. I love Mr. Pibb.
... I wish I could live this kind of exciting life.

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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 03:12 PM       
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 04:04 PM       
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I'm glad you typed that in all caps, Jixby.

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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 09:47 PM       
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Oh yeah, and my mom wouldn't give me money for a Cheesecake. I'll kill her.
That bitch, kick her in the nuts.

Man, I'm getting involved in the great life of noob3. What's to happen to him next, find out next time on, noob3's exciting online journal!
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Old Jun 13th, 2003, 03:54 AM       
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These flip flops sound exactly like two people are walking, leading me to believe somone is following me at times. I learned a Kraftwerk song on my bass, hurray. I smoke too much pot.
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Old Jun 13th, 2003, 04:25 AM       
OKAY, I AM JUST MAKING THIS PART BIGGER IN CASE FOR RETROCAT DOESN'T SEE THIS:

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Old Jun 13th, 2003, 04:35 AM       
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I soiled my journal with a marijuna reference, now I am sad.

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Old Jun 13th, 2003, 01:03 PM       
I commend you for your courage of the marijuana preference. Keep on tokin' my friend.

EDIT:I meant reference, I will now go and die, and by die I mean probably smoke some pot.
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Old Jun 13th, 2003, 01:06 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2003, 06:13 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2003, 08:14 PM       
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Old Jun 14th, 2003, 04:28 AM       
NOOB U STOLE MY IDEA

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Old Jun 21st, 2003, 01:56 AM       
June 21st, 1:08 AM

Today I saw the hulk, it was good. I'm such a loser, it's sad and I hate myself. Okay, I went with my 1 friend and his girlfriend. We sit on the 3rd row from the 1st, because we all snuck in way late and didn't have time to go find better seats. Probably because thier wern't any. Anyways, I sit next to a chubby punk rockish chick who is sitting next to girl/boy/girl/boy/girl/boy troop of scragly hipsters about my age. My friend and his girl tried to bugger me into talking to her, and I didn't because I am such a wiener. I wrote a song about it

It's too good for you.

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Old Jun 21st, 2003, 04:18 AM       
I love cheescake....
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Old Jun 21st, 2003, 09:19 PM       
This thread has a post list that consists of 3 responses...

A: Chuck Baxter telling us how boring his life is.. (understood)

B: People telling Chuck Baxter he is funny and sucking his cock.

C: And me, making fun of the people who suck his cock....but I guess to keep with the theme of this thread...

"Man, I wish MY life was as cool as YOURS is, Noob!"
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