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Old May 12th, 2009, 03:36 PM       


So last night I was out with my buddies Sensei and he has welcomed me to train in Silat. I might take him up on it once I have insurance.
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Old May 12th, 2009, 03:43 PM       
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Why the fuck does everyone like Bob Barker better than Drew Carey? Do people actually like the Price is Right to such a degree that they can't see how hilarious it is when Drew Carey ridicules practically every contestant on the show?

I have yet to talk to anyone who shares the same opinion. People are stupid
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Old May 12th, 2009, 03:50 PM       
Bob was a less obvious dick. Just watch the guy, he is totally laughing at everyne and fucking hot bitches. Drew will never be that pimp. He tries too hard.
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Old May 12th, 2009, 03:55 PM       
I hate fat people marginally less than old people.
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So last night I was out with my buddies Sensei and he has welcomed me to train in Silat. I might take him up on it once I have insurance.
Does American insurance count in Tijuana? Can you even get insurance coverage for professional whorebagging?
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Old May 12th, 2009, 03:56 PM       
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I hate fat people marginally less than old people.
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Old May 12th, 2009, 04:18 PM       
Medicare doesn't do shit for you in Canada or Mexico; the same is true of much US insurance.

I mention this because I took a notch out of my shinbone once in Niagara Falls and I had to wait till I got home for treatment.
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Old May 12th, 2009, 04:18 PM       
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Does American insurance count in Tijuana? Can you even get insurance coverage for professional whorebagging?
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! But yeah, I guess part of training would be "How to disarm a TJ whore with a knife".
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Old May 12th, 2009, 04:19 PM       
Uh Oh! H1N1 has spread to Finland!

RannyK, your Tyttobakteari might count as a preexisting condition that leaves you vulnarable to this mildly deadly illness!

Also, your Diabetes. If that sort of thing was real.
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Old May 12th, 2009, 04:48 PM       
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Old May 12th, 2009, 04:54 PM       
Hitler had a dog called Blondie. Not sure if it was named after the popular late 70s singer-songwriter or what. :/
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Old May 12th, 2009, 05:17 PM       
Whenever there's a Page Brak at the top and I scroll down too quickly it looks like Brak has a 4 foot mouth.
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Old May 12th, 2009, 05:41 PM       
Well a couple shots of whiskey women `round here start looking good,
I said a couple shots of whiskey women `round here start looking good,
A couple more shots of whiskey, I'm going down to Minglewood.
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Old May 12th, 2009, 08:10 PM       
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Old May 13th, 2009, 03:21 PM       
I stepped onto the scale today and I had to look past my belly to see what I weighed.
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Old May 13th, 2009, 04:34 PM       
Our local ER has a chair-scale. You sit in it, the weight pops up on a screen behind your head and everyone in the room can see it but you. Bastards.
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Old May 13th, 2009, 04:44 PM       
TADAO, YOU MUST HAVE DIABETES!
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Old May 13th, 2009, 04:48 PM       
Hehehehe, I actually never weigh my self. I know already I need to drop 20 pounds to start with.
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Old May 13th, 2009, 04:51 PM       
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Old May 13th, 2009, 05:11 PM       
I've been pulling white hairs. I have way more than I thought I had.
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Old May 13th, 2009, 05:12 PM       
i fainted last night, which is the only time that's ever happened. it was awful. and because i was high, it was that much worse.
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Old May 13th, 2009, 08:20 PM       
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