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Jixby Phillips · #1

Aww, you are all such BIG BAD MOCKERS, yeah right

You have all been acting like you are such big shits, then this NEWBIE comes in and she puts you all in your places! You all type like "yeah we don't care

" but you really do care! She REALLY is getting you all pissed off! Look at how big any thread she posts in gets!! This is like Daisyhead all over again, you couldn't handle her so you BANNED her!

Fuckin' babies, I'm joinin' the Waterwitch Army. I know SOME of you have enough sense to join too!!

And Slipknot DID used to be cool

!!!! · #2

I agree completely.

Professor Cool · #3

I never said I was a big bad mocker

Jixby Phillips · #4

You act like it ALL The time, it's pathetic. It's a fucking message board, I bet you think it your dick grows from being better than message board people. Fucking LOSER

feelevil · #5

JUST TRY AN STEP

Professor Cool · #6

Whatever you say Jixby..

Frankly, she's not the one who pisses me off, it's that the fact that people get pissed off by her. I think alot of people did it because Protoclown did it, and so they thought they can be anything as close as cool as him by doing the same. But that doesnt go for everyone.

Whatever, i need to put back the tapes in the return box now.

feelevil · #7

shiiiiiit d00d imock is muthafuckin do or die like tha hood

show no fear no mercy dun go apologizin for no acts u commit - stand tall like a man.

HEHA:LHRE:HFDOIS:HA:H!!!!!!!!!

LegoLars · #8

supposed to leave?

feelevil · #9

u cant keep the brotha man down mofo

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!!!! · #10

I think we can all agree that Protoclown is very cool. For a virgin.

feelevil · #11

p-clown is muthafuckin str8 up > muthafuckin M.O.B. for those in tha know >ima drag his ass to come party wit me

yo an fuck tha waterbitch army >> tha FEELEVIL army be recruitin and anybody not scareda sum bullets and tears lets hit em up

ziggytrix · #12

I knew daiseyhead, and this waterwitch is no daiseyhead.

Wiffles · #13

I hope Wiffles doesn't go the way of Waterwitch and Daisy head ^_^;;

Or he will be forced to find new proxy servers ^_^;;;;;;;

FS · #14

Waterwitch is AMAZING (I bet she's hot too

) and very dark and cynical.

MISTER FART · #15

I CAN PRETEND TO BE WATERWITCH ALL I WANT BUT IN THE END I WILL NEVER BLOW MY COVER

glowbelly · #16

Krythor · #17

I don't believe I've had the honor of reading a waterwitch post yet :/

Ok, so now I have, and I don't think she "Won" or whatever, she just... didn't leave. Kept replying back. Who cares? She couldn't think of anything better to respond with than "YOU ARE ALL BORED AND UR SARCASM SUCKS!" "OK, UR SARCASM IT SUCKS AGAIN" "UR ARE ALL BORED I AM AMUSING U."

It's like a little kid who always has to get the last word in in any argument.

glowbelly · #18

jixby's point exactly

CaptainBubba · #19

I posted her pics in the loveline thread for all those who want to see JUST HOW STEAMINGLY HOT SHE IS!!!!!

And for those who hadn't seen my tribute comics.

And the 2nd.

Protoclown · #20

Screw YOU, Jixby Phillips!! That's right, I said it! I'm SERIOUS, too!! You know what you are, buddy? You're a fucking turncoat! That's what you are!

I swear, the first minute somebody comes along who is a seriously formidable, IN-YOUR-FACE kind of opponent, you go and switch sides just like that! Just like THAT! I cannot BELIEVE this!!

It's like, we can use all the help we can get, you know?? And then you go and pull a stunt like THIS!

To say that my panties are in a bunch would be THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR, MISTER