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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 03:50 AM        NEW FEATURE: "SKATEBOARD SENSE!"
We're all about promoting safety here on I-Mockery, so here's a vintage safety film from 1975. When you live life on the edge like most skaters do, it's important to know how to protect yourself from all of the potential hazards out there. I only hope you all read this before you hop on your boards and endanger your lives.


NEW FEATURE: "SKATEBOARD SENSE!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/skateboard-sense


Enjoy!
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 10:45 AM       
The skateboards when I was a kid were tiny even a retarded fat kid like ArrowX can ride the ones they have now :/
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 05:57 PM       
That hairy guy looks like Torgo, from "Manos".
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 06:58 PM       
This article had me in hysterics, most notably.

- "The wrist "injury". Because an old friend really did mess up his wrist attempting to ride a skateboard.

- The Narcoleptic. Just because.

I have gotta show this to my friend who's skating now (and the one who isn't forkicks.)
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 07:58 PM       
...And everyone will hate you!
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Old Jan 12th, 2007, 01:56 AM       
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...And everyone will hate you!
That's why I don't skate anymore.
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Old Jan 13th, 2007, 11:44 AM       
skateboarding used to be the gayest thing in the world, i can't believe that it ever found legitimacy being the way that it did. Fucking clay wheels and shite... I know too much about skateboarding, leave me alone
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