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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 04:56 PM        MegaMan 1 and 2
Worst. Cover art. EVER.

I just saw them again on this site I'm checking out. I forgot how gayed up Capcom USA made them look.
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 05:17 PM       
Haha, yes. If our old NES wasn't at my brother's, I'd scan in the cartridge for MM2.
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 05:44 PM       







I decided to scan mine. I included 3 for comparison.
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 06:29 PM       
Creepy old man with blaster.

It turns out that Capcom USA changed the cover art for every Mega Man up to 8. In Japan, they're all done in a Manga style.
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 08:12 PM       
Is it just me, or did Mega Man look a lot like that stupid old Captain Power toy (the one where you could put a tape in the VCR that responded to the little lasers on the ship he came with)?

DAMN, I remember too much about the 80s.
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 12:10 AM       
David... Bowie... Pants... No underwear... Muppets... Gaaaaah...
(Someone is going to post "HA HA HOMOFAGETT! UR A FAGOT WHO IS TURNED ON BY DAVID BOWIE AND MUPPETS HAHA FAGG!!" I just want to make it clear that I saw it coming, and I hate you.)
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 12:46 AM       
Interestingly enough, that was my girl's favorite movie. The only real problem I have with it is Bowie's femullet.
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 12:56 AM       
To that I respond: "David Bowie dancing around in a castle full of muppets wearing tights that perfectly outline his shrunken cock."

I know it's an often repeated point. There's a reason.
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 01:00 AM       
Well, I tend to not notice Bowie's cock. However, she watches that thing so damn much I sadly now know all the words to that Dance Magic song. Argh, it's almost like a commercial.
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 01:02 AM       
How can you not notice it? It's sticking out all over the place!
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 01:05 AM       
I never looked? lol I was always more amused by the stupid muppets than Bowie's penis.
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 01:10 AM       
Hmm... point.
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 01:15 AM       
Bowie was better in the mid 90s anyway, when he became an obsession of Nine Inch Nails
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 01:15 AM       
Ha... I was actually considering doing a "worst video game box art" piece a while ago and megaman was one of the ones on the list. Never got around to it... well, now it's on my "to do" list again. Hopefully I'll get around to it sometime... this year.
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 01:21 AM       
Is there some sort of box art database?
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 01:22 AM       
I can't think of any terrible funny ones offhand, but the boxes for the FF games were crappy. All it was was the title on a colored background (although ff3(6) added a moogle on it.)
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 01:24 AM       
You go to hell and you die.
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 01:26 AM       
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Is there some sort of box art database?
I think there is, but I don't know if it's organized. However, a bunch of people do put box art on websites, so it IS out there. Somewhere.
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 01:29 AM       
I can only find console-specific ones, and nothing from PS1 and up.

But I did find this:



Could that boy BE any more gay, with his arm around a jizzwad?


And still, you go to hell for saying that the FF logos suck.
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 01:36 AM       
Not the logos damn it

The boxes themselves.

How spectacular is the words "Final Fantasy II" in front of a red background?

The Anthologies cover more than made up for it. Even though it is pretty basic. Amano is the MAN.

I can remember the first time I played it though. You never forget your first Final Fantasy
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 01:47 AM       
Umm...no. Bowie's cock is visible in that movie whether you're looking directly at it or not. If you're looking at the screen, the cock is clearly visible. Me and a friend rented it a while ago for nostalgia's sake and had to turn it off cause of that...well, mostly cause it sucked now that we're older, but still.
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 01:57 AM       
::watches Labyrinth on DVD:: HOLY SHIT THERE IT IS!!!
HAPPY?!?

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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 02:00 AM       
Me and FS had a script on mIRC, where we'd automatically talk back and forth to each other, reciting the beginning of that song.

"You remind me of the babe."
"Which babe?"
"The babe with the power."
"What power?"
"The power of Voodoo."
"Who do?"
"You do."
"Do what?"
"Remind me of the babe."
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 06:23 AM       




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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 07:16 AM       
Ah, that MM2 one would've been the one I'd posted. I mean, what the hell is that?
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