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Rongi · #1

What the fuck is Sodom And Gamorrah?

Anonymous · #2

Two towns from the Bible that were smote because of all the sinnin' going on in them. Abraham left with his wife, Lot, but she looked back after being told not to, and turned into a pillar of salt.

sspadowsky · #3

Actually, Lot was a guy. I forget his wife's name, but she did indeed look back at the burning cities, even though God said not to. She got turned into a pillar of Morton's.

Bizarro Vince · #4

They are also some of the key arguments against homosexuality in the church. Haven't you ever wondered we get the term "Sodomize"?

Also, it's a bunch of BS, in my opinion.

Anonymous · #5

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Originally Posted by sspadowsky

Actually, Lot was a guy. I forget his wife's name, but she did indeed look back at the burning cities, even though God said not to. She got turned into a pillar of Morton's.

Oh yeah.

I think she was just called "Lot's wife," but I might be wrong about that, too. Either way, I guess now they call her "Old Salt."

Well, the point is that someone was turned to salt. A pillar, no less. I've never seen a solid block of salt larger than a cube, but hey, such is the power of the lord. F34R!!

pjalne · #6

The wife's name was Lea. Or Leah, not sure how you spell it in the English world.

Anonymous · #7

In English, it's spelled "Bobby Joe".

mburbank · #8

Bizarro Vince, that was not very Bizarro.

Sodom is in no way biblically connected to Homosexuality. That connotation came much, much later and is purely coloquial.

In fact, the only speciffic sin the sodomites engaged in that is actually mentioned in the Bible is inhospitability. They were bad hosts.

Anonymous · #9

Regardless, the point is that someone was turned to salt.

Rongi · #10

Thank's everybody. I wasn't really raised on the bible like my parents where ( which I'm very thankful for ).

kellychaos · #11

Sodomy is not very polite. :/

Cosmo Electrolux · #12

Lot holed up in a cave with his daughters and ended up fucking both of them and getting them pregnant...it's in the bible.

pjalne · #13

Actually, the daughters were concerned their bloodline wouldn't continue now that they were all alone in the middle of nowhere and Lea was saltified, so they got Lot so piss drunk he passed out and then they both raped him in his sleep.

camacazio · #14

I love a good children's story.

mburbank · #15

Was that beofre or after Lot charmingly offered them to an angry mob?

pjalne · #16

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Originally Posted by camacazio

I love a good children's story.

It wasn't in my illustrated children's Bible, but you can all print it out and show to your kids here:

http://www.thebricktestament.com/gen...t/gn19_30.html

That whole site is pretty awesome, by the way.

kellychaos · #17

God wasn't very nice back then. Then again, if you think about man's whole existence as being one day in the eyes of God, then he would have just getting up at that point. I'm pretty grouchy when I first awake too.

pjalne · #18

Haha, check out who's hanging around in the background. No wonder God flooded the earth.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/gen...d/gn06_11.html

pjalne · #19

Wait a minute, I fucked up. Lot's wife isn't mentioned by name. Leah was Laban's daughter and Rachel's sister, and was married to Jacob, son of Isaac, grandson of Abraham and I think grand nephiew of Lot.

Sorry

ScruU2wice · #20

i couldn't understand why the guy was standing naked infront of a white blob...

pjalne · #21

Actually, I was referring to Jar Jar Binks.

Bizarro Vince · #22

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Originally Posted by mburbank

Sodom is in no way biblically connected to Homosexuality. That connotation came much, much later and is purely coloquial.

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They are also some of the key arguments against homosexuality in the church. Haven't you ever wondered we get the term "Sodomize"?

Nowhere in there did I say that the people in Sodom were homosexuals, but that is how it is interpreted today by the church as an argument against homosexuality.