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Old Aug 13th, 2006, 09:17 PM       
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Seven Force just IMed me and pointed out that I am infact the one lacking a crack... That is gross, 7F. Keep it up & I'll block you again.
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Old Aug 13th, 2006, 09:17 PM       
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Old Aug 13th, 2006, 09:30 PM       
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This would be what, like the 7th time?
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Old Aug 13th, 2006, 09:32 PM       
Tip number #47 for attracting a woman online: if you're co-dependant, try not to let it show, as it could be a sign of weakness.
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Old Aug 13th, 2006, 09:36 PM       
Also, don't be juttin.
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Old Aug 13th, 2006, 10:53 PM       
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Old Aug 13th, 2006, 11:13 PM       
It was shitty, how about yours?
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Old Aug 13th, 2006, 11:21 PM       
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Tip number #47 for attracting a woman online: if you're co-dependant, try not to let it show, as it could be a sign of weakness.
@ 'attracting a woman online'

That's like hunting lions in the Arctic. If there is a lion there, you're not going to fucking catch it.

Actually, if there was a lion in the Arctic, I think it would have to be pretty stupid; a leotard if you will. un
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Old Aug 14th, 2006, 12:07 AM       
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hahahahaha, seven force is my favorite person today
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Old Aug 14th, 2006, 12:11 AM       
Figures.
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Old Aug 14th, 2006, 12:17 AM       
Man, fuck, I just played Ninja gaiden again, and I gotta say it wasn't as much fun as I remembered. You should only get it if you enjoy getting your ass kicked by faggot samurai on horseback while being shot at by eqully faggy shaman who can respawn infinitely while trying to control the faggoty ass camera, because you'll be doing a lot of that in the second level. It doesn't even have an easy mode if you die enough, like in DMC 3.
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Old Aug 14th, 2006, 12:26 AM       
So Guitar Woman, will you be participating in Mock Wars 2K6?
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Old Aug 14th, 2006, 12:32 AM       
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Man, fuck, I just played Ninja gaiden again, and I gotta say it wasn't as much fun as I remembered. You should only get it if you enjoy getting your ass kicked by faggot samurai on horseback while being shot at by eqully faggy shaman who can respawn infinitely while trying to control the faggoty ass camera, because you'll be doing a lot of that in the second level. It doesn't even have an easy mode if you die enough, like in DMC 3.
its like you can see into my horrible night visions
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Old Aug 14th, 2006, 12:35 AM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2006, 12:38 AM       
Well, how was your night?
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Old Aug 14th, 2006, 12:43 AM       
Meh, I went to my gaming buddy's place and played half life 2, but all that did was make me wish I had PC that could run it.
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Old Aug 14th, 2006, 12:45 AM       
Or a new power cord for my PS2 so I could play area 51.
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Old Aug 14th, 2006, 12:56 AM       
what you really need is extra money

GW are you willing to earn that extra money

it will involve your knees being scraped on a somewhat consistant basis but hey no pain no gain
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Old Aug 14th, 2006, 01:47 AM       
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DIE SEVENFORCE
What did he do this time? Seriously, you can't just call his whole behavior as deserving death, that's some Hezbollah shit right there, and you ain't no terrorist, Woody.
It was a twist on what I used to say, HI SEVENFORCE


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Old Aug 14th, 2006, 02:18 AM       
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Also, don't be juttin.
Bah, fuck the internet.

Why try when you already know a girl in real life. Who likes to say she loves you, then later, forgets everything and becomes a bitch, then dumps you, then begs to be friends after you mentally and physically erase and block her out of your life.

OH GOD, NO
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Old Aug 14th, 2006, 10:31 AM       
I bet her tits are filled with tapioca.
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Old Aug 14th, 2006, 07:15 PM       
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Yes, my name sounds like Erect Penis...

You got a problem with that?
Well... Does the name fit?

Do you infact look like an erect penis?

If you don't, could you show a picture of your face side by side a picture of your erect penis?

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Old Aug 14th, 2006, 07:34 PM       
As I'm already talking about them:
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a penis?
I pity someone whose penis looks like either of those.
GW only has a hazy idea of what they look like as she's usually already running pretty fast when they appear.



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Old Aug 14th, 2006, 07:59 PM       
cocks are gross
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Old Aug 14th, 2006, 08:04 PM       
While I'll concede that cocks are gross, vaginas are way worse, therefore cocks win.

COCKS ALWAYS WIN!
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