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Sethomas · #26

Yeah, just like that No Doubt song. Hmm.

DementedElf · #27

You and your child should be euthanized. I would just give the child up for adoption and spare it the disgrace of having such a worthless mother.

Sethomas · #28

But an adoptive mother won't be cool like her!

kellychaos · #29

Life is going to be much easier with a well-trained baby to take care of the housework and do your shopping for you. Fact.

Max,

Wouldn't bad grammar be a necessary writing component when trying to achieve white-trash authenticity?

Gabe Vieira · #30

Oh, so you'r 16 now? That makes everything much better... not

Helm · #31

If you don't need the dead baby could you mail it to greece I'm lonely

Geggy · #32

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Originally Posted by PILLOWFIGHT

btw ur all jerks u dont know know how tough it is being a girl

i know i'm thankful that i'm not a girl unless i've been kicked in the nuts then that would make me wish i had a vagina so it wouldnt hurt as bad if i got kicked in the vagina.

Geggy · #33

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Originally Posted by Helm

If you don't need the dead baby could you mail it to greece I'm lonely

whats the point? youre going to eat it anyway. oh you mean you like to play tea party with dead baby's skeleton? me too.

glowbelly · #34

i think that mckkenna is a lovely name and you would be so original if you picked that name especially if you aren't irish at all

PILLOWFIGHT · #35

im gonna name her Angel cuz my granma and shes gonna be *my little Angel*

Schimid · #36

My friend had a baby and did that. :/

If it's a boy name it Rocco. I'm gonna name my kid Rocco or Miles >:o

Malevolent · #37

If this is a joke, it's not funny. If this is real, I hope the baby is stillborn.

da blob · #38

you could make a nice amount of money do NOT let the thing go for free ! Sell it ! It's getting difficult these days to find a young white baby to adopt, many rich motherfuckers are willing to pay big $$ for one.

Geggy · #39

Sethomas · #40

Woah, Geggy ripped off a drunken post of mine from two years ago. Very retro indeed.

FartinMowler · #41

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Woah, Geggy ripped off a drunken post of mine from two years ago. Very retro indeed

at least it's funnier than this stupid thread.

Geggy · #42

i have no idea what youre talking about? though, i'm flattered that we would say same things. the whole time, i thought i was a retard.

FartinMowler · #43

You ripped off a quote that Seth wrote you retard.

Geggy · #44

yes, i am aware of that fartin but let me clarify this for you and your diminutive brain, oh, wait.... never mind. i just dont feel like it.

the[Hitman] · #45

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Originally Posted by Malevolent

If this is a joke, it's not funny. If this is real, I hope the baby is stillborn.

if its a stillborn she could eat it because its the best food she is going to get living in the gutter.

i figure you should just give it the coat-hanger special and leave the body in your grannies mailbox.