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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 05:08 PM       
i wanna fuck vince
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 05:14 PM       
You can't. That would be copraphilia.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 05:30 PM       
are you trying to repress me? ARE YOU?!
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 05:47 PM       
Always, baby. I need to after Vincey-poo impugned my manhood.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 06:39 PM        Welfare
Please don't knock welfare. Knock the people who abuse it.

If it wasn't for welfare my family would have been on the street. Okay on the street for a longer time.

My retired grandmother could not possibly have raised three grandchildren without welfare and medi-cal. And before you ask.....we are all grown, none of us are on welfare, no children, all making a living on our own.

Like many other things, the concept of the welfare system WAS sound. It has been badly implemented over the years, and is more often abused than not.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 09:19 PM       
There is a difference when it comes to welfare to the people who truly are stuck in such a sucky situation that they can do nothing but, then there are the waste of space idiots who take my hard earned tax dollars and give it to some druggie so they can go get fucked up behind a 7-11 garbage bin.

Welfare is one of the items responsable for keeping minorities down in the dumps as well. When I was a young teenage liberal (which is the same as saying I was a clueless idiot), I used to think that welfare was the only thing that kept black people going because of the "racist" coporate America. A teacher turned me on to some books by Larry Elder, Walter Williams, and other famous black men who then showed me and convinced me in quite a stirring fasion that welfare hurts the people it tries to help by giving people something for nothing and instilling laziness and a false feeling of entitlement onto minorities in America.


Oh, to update the biochem offer. There is a group, I believe it is called the Dragon Soliders or something of that nature... 320somethingth Regimen that does the biochem detection in major cities. Guy was hanging the flyers out and I talked to him. Thought it was pretty neat and gave it a look through, since he thought I may be a good fit.

And yes, Id love to run for office. Would be great for my city or state, whichever office Id run for.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 11:52 PM       
Much as I would like to hope this pompous ass is a character, Max, as far as I can tell, he's not. At least, he's the only person who has posted from his IP address.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 12:25 AM       
I have said time and time again that this is no character, no charade. There are a lot more people like me than you think. If you ever associated outside your limited social circle you would see it for yourself.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 10:18 AM       
You can get lots of two dimensional characters if you have the right cookie cuter! I think he's cute, can we keep him? I'll take him for walks and borrow an electron microscope so we can have him fixed!
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Old Mar 23rd, 2003, 12:55 PM       
Oh yeah, Max is just so original and thanks outside the box!

I wish I could be as effeminate as max. Then I could see the world through the eyes of a "real" human being.
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 10:56 AM       
I wish you could to. Then your cellmate wouldn't have needed to waste valuable ink tattooing that woman on your back.

Vincey. Honestly. We're all friends here. You're Rough Trade. Anyone could see it. Nothing oozes transgressive gay pheramones like a good "Kill 'em all let God sort 'em out" faux attitude like yours. Mmmmm-mmm! THAT's officer material.

Either that or your kind of pasty faced and stringy and with a nice gray green monitor tan. Bark for me baby. Your I-mockery's own angry little tea cup poddle. Put your dog sweater on. It's COLD in here.

Now write me an essay on what it feels like to be taken less seriously than Ronnie Reagan, tough guy.
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 11:01 AM       
Wow. I love your posts max. Good way to inflate your ego. I couldn't care less about being taken seriously by this message board. I just like arguing with idiots. Besides, when you aint got nothing else to do, its pretty damn fun. I don't have a kill em all let God sort them out policy. Sorry that you believe your own misinformation.

Actually, I am pretty fit and have a decent tan. Now, if you would like to throw up any more baseless sterotypes, go right ahead. Make yourself look more idiotic and elitists.
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 11:18 AM       
Grrrrrrowf! I LOVE it when you say 'inflate'!

Fit AND tan!

He 'works' at a private school and he's got an 'offer' to join a chem bio unit, ladies! Then it's off to 'officer training' and 'elected office'! Hitch your wagon to a star while you've still got time!
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 11:26 AM       
Man, if i spent all my time trying to decypher your misinformation, I would end up having a chair molded to my ass.

Yes, I am fit by my standards. A hell of a lot better than I used to be, and yes, I went out and got my first tan in a long time. Had a nice day, decided to get one.

I am in admissions at a private college. The offer was a offer made to anyone, but I talked to the guy privately for a bit. Like I said before.

And yes, I would like to go into radio or politics. If this am station deal works out for me, Ill post the on-line listen area if they have one.

Some of us like the idea of being able to pull the cart, to see the world in the direction of freedom and equality. Some, such as yourself, are set firm in sitting around and bitching about everything, but never doing anything with any substance to change the world.
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 11:39 AM       
I'm not sure what all you're saying, Dreamboat, but when you talk about Molding a chair to your ass and your tan, well, lets just say there's lot of folks here you could hang a coat off right now.

And when you say "Bitching"?

Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-MMM!!

You can 'pull' our 'cart' any day, officer!

CHANGE MY WORLD, VINCIE! CHANGE IT!!!
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 11:58 AM       
I love the fact that you can't argue a statement I made, so you just go the knuckle-dragging route of cheap insults.
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 12:20 PM       
Pucker up, Officer.
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 12:31 PM       
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I remember a cowardly peanut farmer crying and praying in the garden, down on his knees broadcasting his weakness to the world, because he coundn't "diplomatically" negotiate the release of Americans being held hostage in Iran. I also remember Ronald Reagan counting down the days to his inauguration.... which incidentally, happened to be the day the hostages were released. Read your history my boy.

by the way......

BREACH..... hes in BREACH
So...do you mean that the hostages got released because of Reagan? As far as I remember, it was Jesse Jackson who did the most to get them released.

[quote="VinceZeb"]. I may possibly run for office, quote]

Well Christ, I sure as hell hope that you treat debating opponents with more respect than I've seen here.
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 12:36 PM       
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I wish I could have served when I was younger. Now that I am thinner and a lot more healthy, I may join the Navy as a Nuclear Officer. So I guess I can be a man then after I join up. You know, a man? Something your wife won't know about unless she pays me a visit.

Yeah, I'm sorry, the miniscule little kids that die from bombs is far less than the kids who have suffered from Iraqi dictatorship. When Saddam is gone, kids wont worry about becoming orphans, they wont have their eyes gouged out, they wont grow up to be raped for being dissenters, they wont have to worry, hopefully, about ANY of that.

I feel sorry for your children for having such an air-headed pussy as a father.
If you really think that everything in Iraq will be be fine once Saddam is gone, you are mistaken. Kids won't worry about becoming orphans? They will unless order is restored and infrastructure is rebuilt. They won't grow up to be raped for being dissenters? Even in places where the government is democratic and friendly to the United States that happens.

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Sorry that you believe your own misinformation.
Look, if what I believe is misinformation, then please do me the favor of showing me how I am misinformed so that I may better understand issues and thus do more good. If you really care about this country, you should try to establish a dialouge and show me in a non-condescending way how I am mistaken in my opinions. If you get me to change my opinion on something, then it would only better your cause.
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 12:40 PM       
Jesus! So that's why I'm being raped!




At least I know now.
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 12:45 PM       
Oh, Man! That goes on my list with "Cardigan Manditory"!
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 01:04 PM       
Jeanette, You know what I mean. They have a lot less likely chance of that stuff happening with Saddam gone. Of course that is what we are going to do. We are going to help build up the region, from what has been told and reported.

And I did not mean this misinformation screed towards you. I cant remember who I said it to, but it it definently was not you.
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 01:07 PM       
Okay...thats relieving at least...
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 01:21 PM       
And to calm whatever fears you seem to have, I am pretty well-spoken and tactful when it comes to political debates... that is, if I am talking to people that actually can think. I take the road of my opponet if I know to begin with there is no way he is trying to convince me that he/she is RIGHT, but is just trying to discredit the FACTS *I* display and give.

If we found out right now that this war was just a way for the U.S. to invade and become the next Great Roman Empire, and there was sufficient proof to back up that statement, I would be against Bush and the administration. I dont flip flop when it comes to who is president. I don't like Clinton because he is a proven adulter and liar and rapist. But during times of war, I supported our troops and supported the battles that were right. Iraq was right. Kosovo was genocide by the U.N. and Sloberdom. But the thing is, there isn't a big outcry for those poor muslims that got slaughtered or the christians that were as well. Because Clinton was president.

And people didn't go out and scream about it like they did now. That is why I am, if I had to describe myself, an independant conserative with libertarian leanings. Every idea that I have always believed has always went along with those groups. If there is a liberal one, I cant find it. If I had it, id admit it. BUt I dont like the left because if I had to choose who is going to fuck up the country faster, Id rather be on the freight train (Repugs) and not the bullet train (Democrats).

I do appreciate your geninue open-mindedness to views perhaps opposite of your own and that you don't resport to open mockery and slander. That is admireable.
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 01:28 PM       
Are you making fun of me, Max?

'Cause if you're here for the raping, well, all I can say is 'get in line.'
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