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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 02:11 AM        12/21/12
Yeah! The world is going to end on december 21, 2012! Get your tshirts here!

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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 02:34 AM       
Goddamn Mayans

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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 06:24 AM       
Why not the 12th?

EDIT: wouldn't be prettier if it were 100 years in the future from that date? 12-21-2112 looks much more antisymmetrical and mystic.

BTW, did the Mayans use the Julian calander?
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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 08:29 AM       
21/12/12


I could live with a massive catastrophe, some kind of global strife of nuclear proportions, the final crisis of capitalism, or a new ice age, but not the entire end of the world.


I guess not many people could live with that though. Hmm.
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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 10:40 AM       
The other thing about that date is that something good might happen. Not just a catastrophe. I'm not taking anything to heart until we get there in the year 2012.
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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 11:37 AM       
The world as we know it will end.







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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 11:39 AM       
Yep. Hot mutant on mutant action.
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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 05:11 PM       
I think the Mayans just ran out of numbers.
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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 07:42 PM       
i was born 12/29/92
the world ends 12/21/12

i'll be exactly 19 years 11 months and 22 days old - or in other words - 9 days from being 20 years old. that equates to still being a teenager which is completely unfair. better not die.
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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 07:50 PM       
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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 07:56 PM       
Isn't that eight days difference?
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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 09:13 PM       
31-22=9.

edit: whens your birthday willie?!
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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 09:15 PM       
How does that make any sense?
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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 09:34 PM       
I was seeing "19 years, 11 months, 22 days", somehow I came to the conclusion while I was working it out in my head that I couldn't hit twenty years old without a year passing and a year couldn't pass until I reached twelve months and I couldn't reach twelve months until the end of december and the end of december is the 31st which is only 9 days away from the 22nd.

and so that's how it made sense to me...at the time.
you were right though
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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 09:57 PM       
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i was born 12/29/92
the world ends 12/21/12

i'll be exactly 19 years 11 months and 22 days old - or in other words - 9 days from being 20 years old. that equates to still being a teenager which is completely unfair. better not die.
I wouldn't lose any sleep over this. Much better to lose sleep over a potential terrorist attack. Or a really hard linear algebra midterm.
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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 10:58 PM       
i hate 2012 every spiritual asshole is all into that and everybody has different explanations for what will happen. From LIZARDS RetuRNING To ENSLAVE MANKIND ACCORDING TO WORDS WRITTEN ON A ROCK IN gEORgIA; to magnetic north changing positions (which happens periodically and is supposedly often accompanied by a cataclysmic event, such as certain islands being affected..), and the mayan calandar was supposedly impecable for having important dates on their calandar whenever these magnetic shifts occured.
ALSO CALifoRNIAs goin under the ocean

seems like more millenarist crap and after 2012 passes people will find some other end of the world/life changing phenomenon to latch onto so that their lives will have some type of meaning and there is hope for the future.

also my birthday is today and I was born 8/4/84 AT AN AUSPICIOUS HOUR
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 12:07 AM       
Jesus will come back to life and bring the rapture, just like he's supposedly scheduled to do in everybody's lifetime in the last 2000 years.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 12:11 AM       
I like the islamic version of jesus' return
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 12:16 AM       
Happy Birthday, Kahl!
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 12:44 AM       
thanks :D

also 2012 is just sposed to be when the mayan calendar ends so i dont know if that necessarily means the end of the world
or the begining of a new era ;/ there's some astronomy possibly related shit like the equinox of our solarsystem around the galaxy...
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 07:11 AM       
Happy birthday Kahl.


Lizards coming to Earth to enslave mankind has now been added to the list of things I can accept happening in 2012. I think that would be pretty exciting.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 11:36 AM       
They already have.

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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 02:22 PM       
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31-22=9.

edit: whens your birthday willie?!
the 30th
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 03:26 PM       
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You're closer to mine, I'm 1/4/84.

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