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Old Dec 19th, 2011, 08:02 PM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2011, 08:56 PM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2011, 09:22 PM       
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I will never be allowed to visit the birthplace of our dear leader since Im american. They say he was born under a double rainbow on the top of Mt Peaktu.
I'm pretty sure that they let Americans in nowadays (well, the other day at least), for the right price.

They also say that a hummingbird flew down from the heavens and delivered the message of his birth.
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Old Dec 19th, 2011, 10:25 PM       
they say that one time he tried to eat... ENOUGH chocolate
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Old Dec 20th, 2011, 09:10 AM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2011, 02:23 AM       
It would be funnier if it said 1941-2010
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Old Dec 21st, 2011, 04:55 AM       
They should play a somber arrangement of "I'm so lonely" during the funeral.
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Old Jan 13th, 2012, 08:18 AM       
So there was this guy in Kouts, IN (that's pronounced COW-ts, not "coots" like they're saying on the radio), near where I used to live, who was arrested on drug charges and proceeded to steal the police car.

Then he radioed the police station to ask where the cigarette lighter and handcuff keys were.

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Old Jan 14th, 2012, 07:48 PM       
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I can't wait to hear about the stolen cop car on Bizarre Files
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Old Jan 27th, 2012, 11:44 AM       
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January 26, 2012

Internet Against SOPA, PIPA
Last week, several websites, including Google and Wikipedia, raised awareness of the prohibitive measures included in the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) and the Protect IP Act (PIPA). Here are some of the legislation's controversial provisions:


Music review sites can only allude to a song's title and content in vague terms
All pirated material available only at the Commerce Department's new site, Torrent.gov
Government will actively encourage people to download only public-domain music, such as Pipey Lester's "That Cat's a-Mewing!" or Ukulele Ted's "Nickel For Your Hat"
Denies future generations the ability to watch hilarious scene from Dirty Work where Chris Farley yells at the Asian hooker anytime, free of charge, which is a fundamental right of being an American
Does absolutely nothing to get rid of goddamn Lolcats
Makes the MPAA and RIAA feel better, which, if you have any shred of a soul, causes pure rage to swell through your very being
Any person suspected of Photoshopping bill sponsor Rep. Lamar Smith (R-TX) in an unflattering manner shall be subject to a minimum sentence of two months in prison; sentence will be increased by an additional two months if MS Paint is used
No longer legal to steal Ryan Gosling's credit card information
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Old Jan 28th, 2012, 03:20 PM       
Somehow, The Onion speaks for all of us.
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Old Feb 4th, 2012, 06:15 PM       
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Old Feb 11th, 2012, 08:28 PM       
Whitney Houston is dead at 48.

Even though it's not really shocking (drug use, self-destructive behavior, etc.), it did take me by surprise. Awfully young to meet your maker. 4 years younger than myself.
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Old Feb 13th, 2012, 04:17 AM       
Yes, of course I was referring to the CHURCH OF WHITNEY!
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Old Feb 13th, 2012, 01:38 PM       
She wasn't my pick to die in 2012. I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT WHACK BITCH
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Old Feb 13th, 2012, 05:08 PM       
Lindsay Lohan still has a chance, dammit!
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Old Feb 13th, 2012, 05:10 PM       
whatever happendd ot bob goldthwait?
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Old Feb 13th, 2012, 05:33 PM       
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!GOD BLESS AMERICA!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Bless_America_(film)
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Old Feb 13th, 2012, 06:11 PM       
he teams up with a retard girl to kill other retards

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Old Feb 13th, 2012, 06:19 PM       
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