I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by Chojin

but don't let me hijack the thread with fitness. let's continue to talk about how tough you dorks have it and how it's obviously unrelated to the amount of times you hit the buffet each week. and wasting all your time watching cartoons.

watching cartoons all the time is what's keeping me from overeating lately, i lost 5lbs last week

also you seem to have difficulty discerning cause from effect. I got depression > thn got fat and never recovered, not the other way around

[Kitsa]

Willie, I guess I'm still hugely confused and I know this isn't the ask willie thread but I still haven't figured it out

Are we talking the shitty my little pony show that is played on the hub, or are you talking some animutation thing that is way more hilarious?

I guess I can see the shitty revamped my little pony show being hilarious if you're really really high, but I keep going back and forth based on your posts and I don't know which one it is.

Also, my daughter begged for an Applejack yesterday at the store.

[Chojin]

w-
i didn't say fatness caused depression, i said that eating like a moron and not exercising causes depression

i didn't even bring up fatness actually

are you feeling especially fat today or something

[executioneer]

it's the one from the hub, yeah

i dunno why exactly I like it so much. maybe it's the unrelenting cheerfulness combined with legitimately complex but likable characters and actual humor.

maybe all the youtube comment trolls are right and i secretly want to fuck small horses idk

[Chojin]

i watched one episode, the one where applejack wants to farm all the apples. all of them.

it was pretty much like every other cartoon i've ever watched

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by Chojin

w-
i didn't say fatness caused depression, i said that eating like a moron and not exercising causes depression

i didn't even bring up fatness actually

are you feeling especially fat today or something

well fine then, it's still not "eating bad = cause of depression", it's "depression = cause of eating bad"

i apologize if i'm a little incoherent, i should have gone to bed five hours ago + still a little inebriated

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by Chojin

i watched one episode, the one where applejack wants to farm all the apples. all of them.

it was pretty much like every other cartoon i've ever watched

i liked that episode because i could relate to making promises above and beyond what I was actually capable of, and to being too proud to accept help when I really needed it. *shrugz shoulderz*

[Kitsa]

When I had My Little Ponies as a kid, their tails would always get tangled, and then when I brushed them the tail-plug would pop out. So I have a bunch of tail-less ponies in a box somewhere.

[Colonel Flagg]

Originally Posted by Kitsa

Holy shit, I go to bed and come back and here's like 10 pages of diarrhea with chunks of pony and hotdog in it

My thoughts exactly.

Originally Posted by Kitsa

my daughter begged for an Applejack yesterday at the store.

They grow up so fast, don't they?

[Dixie]

i have what is affectionately called "happy fat" right now. i gained 15 pounds in my nesting "lets stay in bed and cuddle for 6 months" period of my current relationship. So now the object of the game is to lose 20-30 lbs by next spring so i can look pretty in a wedding dress. i know what i need to do and it's not like it's hard, but i desperately miss my workout room in my old house.
also: soon-to-be-mr-dixie likes me with a big butt so i guess it's not all bad. i just don't like the way i look in evening gowns at the moment.

please do continue to speak of fitness stuff, i'm always interested in such things.

the spider thing seems very unpleasant kitsa. get the flamethrower.

PONIES!!!!<3<3<3<3 i still hadn't seen friendship is magic but youtube shows me all i need to see.

[Grislygus]

Originally Posted by Chojin

i watched one episode, the one where applejack wants to farm all the apples. all of them.

it was pretty much like every other cartoon i've ever watched

Couple years ago my little brother watched some insane show with a little boy and a whale with a black woman as a voice all the time, I couldn't believe how funny it was. The whole thing was on a dock or something. I remember being vividly relieved that I no longer had to hear pedalboard and the hellspawned voice of spongebob in the background every time I saw him.

Now whenever the guy I'm sharing the house with's son visists he watches lots of insane shows, like something called Chowder, another called Regular Show, and another about a freakish kid with a yellow talking dog. I wonder if kids are only flipping out over an "MLP" reboot is because it's the only current childrens program that isn't batshit insane and WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKY

[Grislygus]

Dixie, set smaller benchmarks that you can meet relatively rapidly and CONTINUE to meet, instead of just making it a goal to lose twenty five pounds by spring

Of course, I've set out to lose at least three pounds every month until I hit target weight, and only lost five in the last two months and a bit, so I guess you can think too small

[Otto]

Originally Posted by Grislygus

Couple years ago my little brother watched some insane show with a little boy and a whale with a black woman as a voice all the time, I couldn't believe how funny it was.

That would be the Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack. I loved the R. Crumb/nautical etching style that it had going on as well as how creepy that it could get when they had someone like Penn Ward (who does Adventure Time) in charge of the episode. I wish I wasn't so damn unmotivated/lazy to get into animation, but with my level of creative apathy, I haven't even been able to finish a complete comic since about 2006.

Also I learned something while switching doctor's offices today: my last shrink had no sense of humor. A while ago during an appointment I made a joke about getting drunk on mouthwash and getting a back-alley sex change. When I looked over my case files on the ride to give them to my new doctor, I noticed that my old doctor had recently added "gender identity disorder" to my other diagnoses. Thanks, Dr. Cant Take A Joke! Good thing I never made an offhand remark about pipe bombs or murder around you.

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by Grislygus

another called Regular Show, and another about a freakish kid with a yellow talking dog.

regular show and adventure time are both excellent entertainment

[Fathom Zero]

DIXIE YOU NEED TO DRINK A LOT OF WATER

:mr.fitness

[Grislygus]

My cousin loves it, she's freaking twenty. She keeps emailing me links to get me to watch it, and I do not understand where the hilarious jokes are supposed to be

Of course, my little brother watches japanese cartoons, so I can easily forgive her geeking out over this one small thing

[Otto]

Originally Posted by executioneer

regular show and adventure time are both excellent entertainment

Listen to Willie, he knows what he's talking about. Ignoring the fact that I haven't watched Regular Show because the art style doesn't appeal to me.

Also, anime fans scare the bejeezus out of me. I shared a dorm my senior year of art school with a guy that freely admitted to only pleasing himself to anime porn.

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by Otto

Listen to Willie, he knows what he's talking about.

man i dont think anyone's gonna listen to my opinion anymore

what with the ponies and all

[Sam]

Regular Show is my favorite.

[Otto]

Originally Posted by executioneer

man i dont think anyone's gonna listen to my opinion anymore

We're just lashing out at each other because we're overweight and therefore unhappy.

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by Otto

We're just lashing out at each other because we're overweight and therefore unhappy.

i wasnt lashing out i was just sad that everyone doesn't like the things i like :unreasonableexpectations

[Grislygus]

Did you really expect it with mLP



"Winter wrap up" won't leave my head, what more do you want from me

[executioneer]

i guess i'll take that

maybe i shoulda had you watch 26 or 14, because those have more catchy songs haha

and one of them is about making pretty dresses

[executioneer]

plus, i can never really tell who's going to like this show, i certainly didn't expect to like it

[b_squared]

The animation style on flapjack was very creepy. The barber I think was the worst. My daughters like Adventure Time, It's ok but I think there are things in there I just don't get. The dog sounds like Bender.