some people came to the door to tell me about the bible.
"so, do you believe in evolution?"
"what evidence do you see that makes you believe?"
"uh, there's lots of it. where should i begin?"
"well why do you think humans have stopped evolving?"
come on now seriously you run a door-to-door conversion mission and your argument to people who believe in the theory of evolution is "why aren't we evolving now?"
Evolved versions of humans put signs on their doors saying no religious solicitation.
I must have some look on my face that happens when people tell me they are ministers, because they stop and leave without my even needing to say a word. This is funny because I've been ordained (ULC) for around 9-10 years.
I used to give Mormon missionaries two 7-ups and told them to have a nice day before I closed the door. It was sort of like trick or treat.