"Shake Hands With Beef!"Welcome to The Greatest Moments In Meatatarian History!
On this page we will take an in-depth look at the most important as well as the funniest
things that Meatatarians have ever done! If you have any suggestions about what else
should be added to The Greatest Moments In Meatatarian History, Without any further delay, let us go on to our first Meatatarian!
Ahh, who could forget this episode of Saturday Night Live? The Super-Bass-O-Matic '76!!! Dan, the salesguy, demonstrates the power of the Bass-O-Matic and proves that you don't need to waste ANY part of the fish! That's right, with the Super-Bass-O-Matic '76, there is no cutting or gutting! You just plop your bass right into the Bass-O-Matic and let 'er rip! Drinkable bass!! What a concept! According to Dan, "...And after a few tries, it gets to be quite a rush!" and don't forget the taste tester that they had on this episode! Her thoughts were simply this, "Wow! That's great Bass!" The Super-Bass-O-Matic '76....a tool EVERY Meatatarian must have.
Finally, somebody had the forsight to see the need for this sticker. So many idiots out there have the Meat is Murder sticker on their cars, yet they don't even take a moment to think, "Hey! Wait a second! Plants have feelings too!"
This cow appeared inside the Tool album "undertow". Not only was this a wonderful picture of a cow licking itself like a cat would, but the album had a great Meatatarian message within it entitled "Disgustipated". It simply stated, "This is necessary. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life...." It also had a hilarious reverend maynard talk about the cries of the carrots. Ahhh forget it, I'm not gonna try explaining the thing, why don't you go see "Disgustipated" for yourself! Woo Hoo! This next quote came from a rare straight-edger with a sense of humor! egad! Anyway,
I'd like to thank him for this quote. So thanks FIL for sending me this awesome quote! (I
hope the sXe scenesters don't try to kill ya now! hehehe)
Here we have THE KING of all plants, the MEATATATARIAN PLANT! That's right folks, it's the Venus Fly Trap! This little sucker loves to open itself up to attract unknowing insects and other creatures. Once these creatures hop inside the fly trap, it shuts it's "jaws" on it and SLOWLY digests it! Groooovy! We here at the Meatatarian headquarters SALUTE the Venus Fly Trap!
The most famous vegetarian ever! Boy, interesting how when vegetarians talk about Einstein and other people being vegetarians, they somehow forget to mention Hitler. Then they get mad at me for this saying that "What you eat has nothing to do with how smart/dumb or good/bad you are." Well if that's the truth, then why do many of you vegetarians talk about many of the famous vegetarians like Einstein and whoever else? Sounds like you are just a TAD bit hypocritical to me.
Two albums. One damn funny guy. Denis Leary, a comedian well known for his dark sense of humor, totally rips into activists and meat eating! On his first album, "No Cure For Cancer" track 6, "Meat", is a hilarious stand-up bit. He explains how eating meat is an "instinct". "Bring me a live cow! I'll carve off what I want and ride the rest home!" he yells as the crowd dies in laughter. On his follow-up album, "Lock 'N Load", Leary attacks activists in a hilarious song entitled, "Save This". Anybody who is sick of activists whining about everything they see will LOVE this track. "Save the whales, save the seals, save the eagle, save the bison and the beach. WHY NOT SAVE YOUR BREATH?" An instant classic that you'll want to play to your grandchildren someday. Support Leary, one of the best comedians on the planet: purchase his albums at: www.cdnow.com
Mmmmm! They look just delicious don't they??? Yes folks, you saw it here first: MEAT COOKIES. Imagine the joy on the kids faces when they see big beefy cookies shaped like stars, trees, and people! You can even put sprinkles on them to make it that much more festive! If you have any great Meatatarian recipes like this one feel free to send 'em in! (thanks to ZS for this pic!) This is just another reason to GO MEATATARIAN! |
