The Recent Blackout Recently -RoG-'s house had a blackout due to a big storm that made its way through the town
"just like butta". After the rain, wind, and lightning had done their damage, -RoG- and the other occupants in the household were left without power for over 24 hours. So how was he to write something new for this web site without his computer? He would have to do it by hand. He always hated writing by hand because 1) his handwriting is that of a caveman, 2) He types MUCH faster, and 3) Did I mention his handwriting blows? Well, it was either write stuff down by hand or don't write anything at all. After taking into consideration the fact that
there was no power on in the house and there was nothing else to do, he opted to write this new piece by hand.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAH! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! NOW I CONTROL THIS SITE! I HAVE KILLED -RoG-! THANKS
TO THAT BLACKOUT I WAS ABLE TO MAKE MY WAY INTO "WHO... WHO ARE YOU!?!?" YOU SAY? WHY I AM NONE OTHER THAN... ABE
LINCOLN! ******************************************
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