WHY IT BE
MY FAIR LADY, POP BRIDE! SO GLAD YOU COULD
MAKE IT TO PARTY AND SHAKE IT!
HAPPY BIHALLOWEENAY!!!
COUNT POP: SO WHAT'S THE WORD, LADYBIRD? ARE
YOU READY TO HAVE A ZOOT SUIT RIOT HERE AT OUR HALLOWEENY HOOTENANNY?
POP BRIDE: HALLOWEEN HOOTENANNY? I THOUGHT
JOHNNY DEPP WAS SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS HERE TODAY!
COUNT POP: NO, BUT I HAVE BEEN LEGALLY
AUTHORIZED BY THE LAW OFFICES OF COUNT AND POP TO SIGN ALL AUTOGRAPHS FOR
HIM! DID YOU KNOW DISNEY ASKED ME TO BE THE STAR OF THOSE PIRATES OF THE
CARIBBEAN MOVIES? I TURNED THEM DOWN BECAUSE I WAS ON A ROCKABILLY TOUR
AND I THOUGHT THE MOVIES SHOULD'VE BEEN CALLED "BOBBY MCFERRIN'S BOPPIN'
CARIBBEAN CRUISELINE ADVENTURE!" IF THEY HAD NAMED THE MOVIES THIS, THEY
WOULD HAVE BEEN SUCCESSFUL INSTEAD OF THE HUGE BOX OFFICE FAILURES THAT
THEY WERE. BUT HEY, NOT EVERYBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO COUNT POP'S SAGELY
ADVICE!
POP BRIDE: WELL I—
COUNT POP: HOLD THAT THOUGHT, SUGAR LIPS! I
HEAR ANOTHER GUEST HAS ARRIVED AT THE DOOR!
WHO COULD
THAT BE A RAP-TAP-A-TAPPIN' AT MY DOOR? I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH THE PEEP
HOLE AND YOU DEFINITELY DON'T LOOK LIKE A MARSHMALLOW PEEP!
HEY
EVERYBODY! LOOK! IT'S TOM! TOM IS AN OLD BUDDY OF MINE AND WE ARE FRIENDS
FOREVER! TOGETHER FOREVER AND NEVER TO PART, TOGETHER FOREVER WE TWO! AND
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I WOULD MOVE HEAVEN AND EARTH TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER
WITH YOU!
HAPPY BIHALLOWEENAY!!!
COUNT POP: TOM MEET POP BRIDE! POP BRIDE MEET
TOM! EVERYBODY MEET ME BECAUSE I AM YOUR HOST AND I'LL SERVE YOU TOAST!
TOM: UH, HEY THERE...
POP BRIDE: YEAH... HI.
COUNT POP: THAT'S THE SPIRIT! NOW ARE YOU TWO
READY FOR THE HALLOWEEN HOOTENANNY HULLABALOO TO BEGIN?
POP BRIDE: ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T PLAN ON—
COUNT POP: BEING SO ENTERTAINED? YEAH I KNOW,
I REALLY CAN THROW A PARTY CAN'T I? WELL NOTHING IS TOO GOOD FOR MY BEST
BOOGEDY BUDDIES!
COUNT POP: BOOGEDYBOOGEDYBOOGEDYBOO BUDDIES!
COUNT POP: HEY GUYS! NOW THAT YOU'RE ALL
EXCITED TO PARTY, HERE'S A BAG OF HALLOWEENY BALLOONS FOR YOU TO HAVE FUN
BLOWING UP!
TOM: WAIT, WHY SHOULD WE BLOW THESE UP?
POP BRIDE: YEAH, AND WHERE ARE THE OTHER
GUESTS?
COUNT POP: THE OTHER GUESTS? THIS IS A
PRIVATE PARTY AND YOU'RE THE GUESTS OF HONOR! AND YOU HAVE THE HONOR OF
BLOWING UP SOME BALLOONS!
COUNT POP:
YOU KNOW SOMETHIN? YOUR POPSTER PAL JUST REALIZED THAT TOM ISN'T REALLY
DRESSED FOR THE OCCASION! HE'S NOT EVEN DRESSED FOR SUCCESS! BUT WHAT YOU
GUYS DIDN'T KNOW IS THAT HE CAN BECOME DRESSED FOR SUCCESS WITH A LITTLE
MOOD LIGHTING. OR SHOULD I SAY MOON LIGHTING! THAT'S RIGHT, TOM IS REALLY
AN HONORARY MEMBER OF THE WEREWOLVES OF AMERICAN ROCKABILLY GOOD TIMES!
TOM: WHAT!? NO I'M NOT!
COUNT POP:
HA HA! SEE, ONE OF THE DRAWBACKS OF BEING A WEREWOLF IS THAT IN MOST
CASES, THE WOLFY MAN DOESN'T EVER REMEMBER WOLFING OUT. THAT MOVIE "TEEN
WOLF" SURE WAS A LOT OF FUN, BUT IT WASN'T 100% ACCURATE! YOU SEE, THERE
ARE MANY WAYS TO BRING OUT THE WOLF IN SOMEBODY WHETHER THEY KNOW THEY'RE
A WEREWOLF OR NOT. THE MOST COMMON WAY TO BRING THEM OUT IS WITH A FULL
MOON, BUT IT'S STILL BRIGHT AS CAN BE OUT HERE IN SUNNY CALIFORNIA, SO HOW
CAN WE BRING HIM OUT?
COUNT POP:
WITH ANOTHER KIND OF FULL MOON!
TOM: WAAAAAAARRRRGHAASAGRASGAAAGHGHH!@#!!
COUNT POP:
WHAT'S HAPPENIN' THERE WOLFMAN JACK? DO YOU WANT TO HOWL AT MY FULL MOON
AGAIN?
WEREWOLF POP:
GIVE A DOG A BREAK!
POP BRIDE: PLEASE DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN,
COUNT POP, I HAVE ENOUGH WHITE STREAKS IN MY HAIR!
COUNT POP:
YEAH, SEEING SOMEBODY TURN INTO A WOLF CAN BE A FRIGHTENING THING, HUH!
POP BRIDE: NO, I MEANT WHEN YOU—
COUNT POP:
SAY! I KNOW WHAT WILL TITILLATE YOUR TONGUES INTO ROCKABILLY RAPTURE!
COUNT POP:
HAVE SOME DELICIOUS CANDIES, DADDIOS!
POP BRIDE: OOOH! I LIKE-A-DA CANDIES! GIMME!
WEREWOLF POP:
I'LL EAT ANYTHING IF IT WILL HELP REMOVE THE IMAGE OF POP'S PASTY
POSTERIOR FROM MY MEDULLA OBLONGATA!
COUNT POP:
HAHAHA! SORRY GUYS! THE OL' POPSTER ACCIDENTALLY MIXED UP HIS CANDY PLATE
WITH HIS COUGH DROPS PLATE! BUT LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, I'VE GOT YOUR HEALTH
IN MY BEST INTERESTS! YOU WON'T BE GETTING SICK SINCE YOU'RE EATING
MEDICINE! THIS IS SUCH A HEALTHY PARTY!
POP BRIDE: I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP!
WEREWOLF POP:
I ALREADY DID, IN MY PANTS!
COUNT POP:
WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT PANTS? OH YOU MUST'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT MY AMERIPANTS™!
YEAH, THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH THE TALK OF THE TOWN AND WHEN A TOWN TALKS,
THAT'S PRETTY AMAZING BECAUSE IT'S A GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION AND NOT A
SINGLE CONSCIOUS BEING THAT CAN CONVERSE WITH OTHER PEOPLE! RIGHT ON!
FRANKEN POP:
HEY THERE EVERYBODY! IT'S ME, YOUR OLD PAL, FRANKEN POP! I'M STILL LIVING
ON THE EAST COAST! I COULDN'T BOARD A PLANE TO GO SEE COUNT POP ON THE
WEST COAST FOR HIS MEGA BIG HONKIN' HALLOWEEN PARTY BECAUSE THE AIRPORT
SECURITY PEOPLE THOUGHT THE METALS IN MY HEAD WERE SOME SORT OF TERRORIST
THREAT! SO, I DECIDED I WOULD THROW A HALLOWEEN PARTY FOR ONE AT MY OWN
PLACE WITH ANOTHER "POP" PAL OF MINE... JIFFY POP!
FRANKEN POP:
WELCOME HOME JIFFY POP! TOGETHER WE WILL BECOME ONE AS WE WATCH ANIME AND
RE-RUNS OF RAINBOW BRITE ALL INTO THE NIGHT! BUT FIRST, YOU MUST COME OUT
OF YOUR SHELL, LIKE A HERMIT CRAB WHEN HE NEEDS TO FIND A BIGGER HOME OR
JUST WANTS A BACK MASSAGE FROM A BUDDY!
FRANKEN POP:
JIFFY POP SURE IS SHINY! IT'S ALSO NOT AS LOUD AS COUNT POP OR ANY OF THE
OTHER POP FRIENDS... YET! ONCE OL' JIFFY STARTS TO HEAT UP, HE CAN GET
REALLY NOISY REALLY FAST, AND THAT'S WHEN THE POPPIN' PARTY REALLY BEGINS!
FRANKEN POP:
OKAY JIFFY! LET ME WARM YOUR GIBLETS SO YOU CAN SHOW THE WORLD WHAT YOU'RE
MADE OF! I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT YOU! YOU'RE MY FAVORITE THING IN THIS WORLD
AND NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME FROM ENJOYING THIS HALLOWEEN NIGHT WITH YOU!
