Once again, it's that time of year when we celebrate all the good things in life: Murder, blood, guts, gore, graveyards, brain-eating zombies, bats, skeletons, sacrificial virgins, pumpkins with offensive carvings, executions, nightmares, the Addams family, my family, massive sugar intake, rabid grannies, mummies, goblins, ghosts, spiders, Boo Berry cereal, and blobs. It really feels good to be alive during these times doesn't it? Well, I decided to do another one of my online "Select Your Destiny" books in tribute to the Halloween season. But rather than do it all by myself again this year, I decided to have a bunch of the other I-Mockery staff members join in on the fun. So the following is one big collaborative effort from a bunch of us to you - the unsupportive reader who obviously despises us. Before we get to the actual adventure, let me again give you a quick refresher on how these "Select Your Destiny" things work...

YOU get to determine what happens to your character in the story. So if you die, it's your own zombified fault, pal. If you are unfamiliar with the "Select Your Destiny" book series, you should probably consider killing yourself. You are obviously a deprived soul. If suicide is not an option, however, you might want to check out my first "Select Your Destiny" book. If you've already read that one, or you just don't feel like reading the old books... fine. Kiss my ass. See if I care. You can also read my second "Select Your Destiny", which is all about Halloween and the joys of Trick or Treating.

Now that you're all squared away with that crap, move onward to our latest Halloween-oriented "Select Your Destiny":

"YOU ARE HOSTING
A MONSTER PARTY!"

CLICK HERE TO START YOUR JOURNEY!