Anyone who's watched more than a few episodes of Gilligan's island will tell you anything can be built using coconuts. So, instead of building a fool proof treasure finder, you conclude the best course of action would be to make a Ouija board. 'Cause old Pete was so cooperative when he was alive.

It only take a few moments to fashion a Planchette from a coconut and leaves, and the letters of the alphabet, Numbers, 'yes' and 'no' of the traditional Ouija Board are easily scrawled in wet sand, but the spirit world ain't answering the phone.

Pondering where you'd gone wrong, you realize your invention lacks 'Element Gilligan', the key, irrational ingredient thrown into the Professor's logic that in some wacky unpredictable, superstitious way, makes things work.

Whatever it is, it will need to be something magical… Now what could one possibly find on an island that might have magical powers and wasn't associated with really spooky headhunters who later turn out to be English Pop stars or astronauts or movie stars or Russian Spies, who, for reasons of their own leave you stranded? Why OF COURSE! A MONKEY'S PAW! And conveniently enough, there's a monkey staring at you curiously just a few feet away.

Unfortunately, it's pretty attached to it's paw, and as soon as your intentions become clear, it beats the living hell out of you without even working up a monkey sweat.

You lie there, broken and bleeding in the sand praying you die before you find out if this Monkey is as lonely as it looks.

START AGAIN, MONKEY MEAT!