It's a good thing you dove out of the way when you saw that countdown. Who knew that the Froggar arcade machine had a built-in time bomb!? No wonder they only made one of those machines. Well, at least you can feel proud that you were the only person to ever play and beat the game. Not that anybody will believe your story about playing the elusive beta version should you escape from the island, but you know it happened and that's all that matters right? Right! As if beating the game wasn't good enough news, the explosion killed that crazy Witch Doctor guy. It's good news because you didn't really trust him very much to begin with and there was a fairly good chance that he'd make you wash his back for the rest of your life whether you beat the Froggar game or not. So you make your way towards the other eye socket of the giant skull where the treasure you've been seeking is supposedly hidden. EGADS! LOOK WHAT'S GUARDING THE ENTRANCE TO THE EYE SOCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOO! NOT A MACK-MACK DUCK! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!! THESE LITTLE BASTARDS ARE FIERCE AS HELL! MACK-MACK DUCKS ARE KNOWN FOR SAYING "MACK-MACK" INSTEAD OF "QUACK-QUACK" AND THEY'RE ALSO KNOWN FOR NOT HAVING A BODY AT ALL! JUST A HEAD WITH WEBBED-FEET! THEY'RE EXTREMELY HOSTILE... ESPECIALLY TOWARDS HUMANS! EVEN WORSE, A TRAIL OF FLAMES FOLLOW THEM WHEREVER THEY GO! SCIENTISTS CAN'T EXPLAIN IT, BUT IT'S TRUE! YOU'VE GOT TO ACT FAST HERE OR THIS MACK-MACK DUCK WILL SEAL YOUR DOOM! You decide to: |
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