Land o' Goshen, but
it's a hell of a long walk from your town to Washington DC, but walk it
you do. After all, where else could you possibly go to get the straight
scoop from Jefferson? It's not like the ol' Slave banger has a chat
line! The dude's straight up dead! Lucky for you, everyone knows you can
communicate with the dead through their memorials. Luckier still, this
Jefferson fella has one.
It looks like someone else is going to have to save the world from Alien
invasion this time, though. You should have known better than to trust
Mapquest. 'Cause I don't think the George Jefferson Memorial is going to
do you a damn bit of good.
