Okay. Here's a free tip. When you're on an adventure?

Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, ever, never, ever, ever, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, ever, never, ever, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, ever, never, ever, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, ever, never, ever, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, ever, never, ever, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, ever, never, ever, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, ever, never, ever, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, ever, never, ever, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, ever, never, ever, EVER... ask a guy with adamantium claws to 'pinch you'.

Especially if he's dressed in a leather body suit.

And he's from Canada.

'Cause the winter's are long and dark and lonely where they're from, and 'pinch me' has a whole different meaning.

PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER (LITERALLY)
AND START OVER!