You search around for
some form of hard evidence. And no, that's not a sexual reference of any
kind, you disgusting pervert. You simply want enough evidence to
convincingly expose the evil alien plot to the entire world. Lo and
behold, you've just noticed a secret door! You're 100% sure that all the
vital evidence is behind that door because... well... why else would the
door be shut? Problem is, it has a keypad lock on
it and you don't know the code. Should you try guessing it?
Of course you should.
It only has one number on it, it can't be that hard to figure out.
Hahaha, stupid aliens! What a buncha idiots, right? Hahahahaha! WRONG.
After pressing a bunch
of the numero uno keys, a trap door opens up below you. At first it's a
really fun surprise, like in The Goonies where they're sliding down that
underground waterslide for a while. Only difference is, they ended up
finding a pirate ship filled with gold and you ended up in a stinky
trash room. But don't worry, it's not gonna compact you like in Star
Wars. But there is a Dianoga creature in there who will make sweet love
to you in the stinky trash until the day you die.
