You never thought it possible, but a deformed hunchback has found a way to get under your skin... and he didn't even have to use a knife to do it. No, he cut you with something that goes much, much deeper than any metal object ever could. He cut you with WORDS. And words can really hurt... especially when they tell the truth. And the truth is, you DO have huge lips. Freakishly huge to be quite honest.

As soon as he brought them up, memories of all the kids back in elementary school taunting you with remarks like, "Make way for Big Lips McGee!" and "Does anybody have a forklift? This guy needs help transporting them giant-assed lips o' his!" Some of the kids even changed the lyrics of famous songs so they could sing lines such as, "Those lips are made for talkin', and that's just what they'll do! One of these days those lips are gonna talk all over you!"

The flood of all those bad memories coming back to you causes you to cry... and cry... and cry... and cry. You cry so much that it's quite sad really, and had you not insulted the hunchback, he might actually feel bad about making you cry. Instead, he just stands there, pointing and laughing at you, which only makes you cry some more.

The real tragedy here is that you suffer from an extremely rare lip deformity known as "Lipspongia". In fact, it's so rare that there's been only one documented case of Lipspongia in medical history... YOURS!

So what is Lipspongia? The answer is in the name itself. Basically, a person who has Lipspongia (yes you, Mr. Enormo-lips) suffers constantly because his lips swell when they come in contact with moisture. The lips literally act like a sponge. Unfortunately, with you practically crying the contents of Niagara Falls down your face, your lips have been soaking up all those tears and now they've swelled up so huge that your body buckles under the weight of your enormous lips. You tumble down the stairs and not even your giant, freak-of-nature, absolutely disgusting pillow-sized, flesh bag lips can prevent your neck from snapping when your body reaches the bottom of the stairway.

And Hunchy? He's still pointing and laughing at you. Big lips.

YOU DIED! DON'T GIMME NO LIP ABOUT IT! START OVER!