Desperate times call for silly measures. You pull the sea monkey packet out of your pocket, rip it open with your teeth, and pour with all your might.
You just wish you had a nicer puddle for your little oceanic primates.
Luckily, the potability of the water isn't an issue, as the sea monkeys begin growing at an alarming rate. Both janitor and monster are dumbstruck by the process. You, too, are a bit confused to see some of your brine shrimp growing well beyond their normal size. One in particular grows as tall as your shoulders. Even more surprising, the giant sea monkey starts talking to you:
"Ah, much better! It was awfully cramped in that packet."
You hear a distinct grumbling sound coming from what you imagine to be the sea monkey's stomach.
"Oh, looks like it's getting to be lunchtime. May I have the food packet, please?"
You frantically pat yourself down, but it looks like you only brought the one packet of sea monkeys with you. You assumed that they would be fine with helping you before needing to be fed. This could be bad.
"No food? We'll starve with no food! Oh wait, I know what to do."
The sea monkey opens its mouth and makes a strange ululating noise. Your head starts to ache, and the rooms begins to spin.
Some time later, you wake up in an unfamiliar place. It looks like the hall you were just in, only many, many times larger. And that giant sea monkey is now the size of a large building. And the janitor and monster who were after you have become giants as well, only they're looking your way and going "oooh". You wonder what has impressed them so, but are distracted by the hordes of hungry sea monkeys descending on you. And the water smells funny, too.
ENTER THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF STARTING OVER!!!
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Reader Comments
One of the best Destiny Books so far.
I'm still loving this. It doesn't need to make sense.
Now I feel bad about my meat lips.
I think it was a musical. My family watches it every year.
"GET OVER HERE, YOU WEIRD LITTLE MAN!"
kidding aside, awesome work.